Adam Leff

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I honestly had no idea I could’ve gotten my tib-fib fracture repaired without being admitted to the hospital. Is there some sort of “fix your own leg” kit I could’ve gotten at Target or Walgreens? Thanks, @askUHC! If only I had a severe illness too, I might have lucked out.

A story in two parts.

You’ll figure it out soon, @AlaskaAir. I believe in you.

I’m having a lot of trouble with the experience of waiting for an Amtrak train out of NYC and not feeling like I’m in an actual dumpster.

Two nuns walk into a TopGolf. This isn’t a joke; this just happened two bays down from us.

Do you love writing Go? Do you like working with Kubernetes or want to learn more about it? I'm hiring for an opening on one of my infrastructure engineering and automation teams, and I'd love to talk to you.

Dear @Apple @AppleSupport, please allow me to introduce you to the Oxford Comma.

Hey @hulu_support no audio for the NHL playoff game on USA. Seems to be isolated to Apple TV only, able to get audio on iOS, as well as other channels on Apple TV.

Extremely satisfied with my purchase.

Oooooof.

I’m glad it’s coming to light that US Airways 1549 could’ve made it back to LGA if only Sully had declared a Heavy Mayday.

This is what happens when the engine schematics are stored in Perforce… right, @jpaulreed?

Alright, state attorneys general… you’re up.

Rep. Jamie Raskin is absolutely incredible. Continued remarkable performance during this impeachment trial.

Any weather is smoking weather.

My time at @chef, especially my time working with @nathenharvey, is the reason I am who I am today. Forever grateful.

My general sadness and disappointment has turned to anger. McConnell is a hypocrite without a conscience. If you support Trump or McConnell, I pray that you reflect on what kind of person that makes you and if you would make your ancestors proud. Our country deserves better.