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Blocking a guy on the patreon who says the show isn’t good anymore and watching him scramble to create a new account in sub-60 seconds and blocking that one too and just doing that until he kills himself
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OMG, listen to the Mexican announcers on team USA's 3rd goal going completely off-script
I haven't laughed this hard in a long time! "Oh my f*cking goodness" 😂
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the only thing i have to offer in the way of banana man discourse is that one time a guy dressed as jesus stage dove and i yelled KILL HIM AGAIN then the audience literally crucified him. it was in either in New Mexico or Arizona. no police report. he’s dead now.
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Coming in the house off a three day bender, trying to save my relationship but also keeping it real with my wife…






















