Yaxley-Lennon couldn’t point out Brazil on a map (and it’s fucking massive). Elon unhappy that the fascist lost and he’s bank rolling SYL so of course he’s going along with it. These clowns are running out of steam, fast.
To wake up and see that the people of Brasil have been robbed of their democratic rights once again is gut wrenching . I’m glad to see that @BolsonaroSP is not accepting it
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Day in the life of a crypto trader:
6am: wake up. checks Trading View. "Strong Asia session", BTC +3%. You beautiful Koreans. Today will be a good day.
7.30am: NEAR unchd. ZEC unchd. ETH hedge +4% losing money. Longs probably just laggy, they'll catch up. Flood thinks ETHs going to zero too.
check onchain - really must remember to sell my Robinhood bags into this strength...Hm all my stuff 10% lower than when i last checked. Strange. KOL was pitching them as the top long yday.
midday: NYC 9.30am, the big boys are in LFG!
"TRUMP: WAR WITH IRAN IS BACK ON". Of course it is. BTC -3% in 10 mins. Turns out the huge US seller still has coins. Ansem's still bullish - we'll be ok.
3pm: Chamath on a podcast: "Bitcoin will get hacked and go to zero". Haha i knew it - luckily I'm in quantum safe stuff like NEAR and ZEC - real tech. Check prices. -15%, hm strange - guess market hasn't seen the headline.
NEW RUNNER: KIMCHI backed by Pump. That guy made $40m! Oh they are gonna crime this to a billy - will onboard the normies too i bet. Guess I'm a bit late but I bought a bag - time to make it back lads!
a16z drops "crypto" from the fund name. What idiots, bottom signal!!! I guess i did move half my portfolio to memory stock in June - need to check how those are doing actually...
4pm: KIMCHI got vamped?? or is there an OG??? How is that even possible. Don't worry, PUMP is behind this one, new coin always wins. Bought a bit more.
6pm: notification. "Your ZEC long requires more margin". JFC. At least I'm short ETH, that'll save me a little. Check PnL. ZEC -15%, ETH -2%. Flood's gone private - probably just temporary. Cool cool cool.
7pm: wtf Kimchi & Alon deleted the tweets! Pump gone from the Kimchi bio. Fuck not again. Out. -40%. Honestly, a win in this market. Bet a lot of people got hurt on that one.
Time to sleep. One last look at CT. Oh Ansem now bearish? Threadguy out of ZEC? Guess I'll cut the ZEC long in the morning. Checks price - liquidated.
Guess I'll put on some shorts tomorrow to make it back...
Americans are a strange breed. Hold a door open for them and they won’t even grunt, just pure arrogant silence. Eat out and it’s insincere, over the top kindness for tips. I love this place but the people are a real lottery.
You can tell when it’s Yaxley-Lennon tweeting and not his admin because he is entirely illiterate.
Start to finish 4 days. Thank you instagram.com/jhonart_tatto?… for this art of work
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Someone posted this in a Laila Cunningham group and like clockwork the Reformers fell for it 🤣😂🤣
🤣🤣🤣 no shame
If Republicans win the House of Representatives and the Senate in the 2026 Midterm Elections, I’m going to give all adult citizens in the United States of America, $5,000! Thank you for your attention to this matter, and I look forward to signing those checks!
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This $5,000 “Trump Dividend” promise was first made in Sept. 2026. Similar prior DOGE and tariff check pledges have not been paid out. It would cost ~$1.2 trillion and require congressional approval.
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Which floors am I sweeping!??
Jks, I received an offer after 6+ years that I couldn’t refuse.
More on this tomorrow. Time to celebrate 🍾
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Manchester City cheated Premier League rules, the Commission found. Did it also cheat HMRC?
We've examined the decision and leaked Mancini documents. We think City likely failed to pay £12m in tax.
There should be a criminal investigation.
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If you Thanos snapped the bottom 2% you wouldn’t have an audience
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🚨 Premier League clubs planning legal action following guilty verdict against Manchester City relating to financial rule breaches. Lawyers instructed & work under way for some time before #ManCity outcome; would be after any appeals process @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7630331…
