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Chicago, IL
Joined March 2012
If my mom could tweet she’d be on some bullshit
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You’re telling me I have proton pumps?
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Nothing wrong with a raisin but folks are gettin’ a little too comfortable with ‘em lately
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The people love Pat McAfee
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Bo Burnham on all instruments
God this is so much better than the recorded version
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When everyone’s a consultant, no one is
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very funny to have a TV Famous person outshine an Internet Famous person like a thermonuclear bomb, and then for a random person to do the same
All statues should be made out of soap!! @ConanOBrien
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Bro did you watch the newest barstool podcast where they pissed their pants 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹
BRANDON WALKER HAS PISSED HIS PANTS
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Cilantro tastes like soap to me but uh oh haters I like soap
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Hellboy’s original trilogy could still get its long-awaited final chapter. Ron Perlman, now 76, wants to reunite with Guillermo del Toro for another film, saying he would do it even at 86 if del Toro came to him. The first two films built a distinct version of Mike Mignola’s character, but the planned third installment never materialized. A new movie would not just bring Perlman back to the role. It would give del Toro’s unfinished story a chance to reach the ending the original films never got.
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A few of my uncles have started distancing themselves from me since I became an uncle myself. I understand this, an uncle has to create their own character. Can’t rely on the work of uncles that came before.
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I actually think there should be more commercials during this game
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Nobody talks about the subtly addictive nature of falling asleep on the couch
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Ai will never wear a pair of pants.
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I like when my buddy Dave posts book passages. I simply search up the passage and buy the book. Lot of Vonnegut, some of the Russian guys too.
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Shane Gillis, grandson of a 33rd Degree Mason, said the f-word on SNL on purpose to traumatize the viewers, thereby making them more susceptible to mind control. Saturn’s hexagon doth overfloweth with loosh, and Gillis gets a handsome paycheck. Two clowns. One circus.
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NEED THE LIV GUYS BACK NOW
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You need to build the life you want. For instance I never want to take my shirt off and the way I got things set up I never have to.
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