elegantly withstanding the vast brunt of it

Toronto, Ontario
Joined March 2007
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chilling text I just had to send
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ME [SUSPENDED FROM HOOKS AND CHAINS]: you like this too, yeah? like, hurting me is a good time for you? PINHEAD THE CENOBITE [WINCING]: am I not being enthusiastic? I said all that stuff you suggested ME [FLESH STRIPPED FROM BONES]: I’d just love to feel like this was your idea
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It’s not the bike lanes guys.
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awoke this morning with a Vision
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like, we have had to circle the wagons around each other for so long culturally, there is something to be said about a collective reckoning around the folks who have developed CIA disruption tactics from first principles and ruin every other queer space with a sneer 2/7
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Unknowingly wore my Kalshi hoodie to the gym this morning and an older black gentleman compared the damage Kalshi is doing to young black men to the KKK and so I think I might have to keep this one in my closet going forward because I don’t need to have that convo again
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they gave the omelas kid an ipad and now if anyone tries to free her she has a full meltdown and throws a tantrum
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Two genres of celeb spotting
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no one is interested in understanding how no, how it is for trans people right now is not at all similar in any way to this era of gay marriage politics. genuinely no one that’s not trans knows what the trans community is going through right now
When Obama said he was against gay marriage in 2006/2008 every single gay person I knew back then knew what the fuck he was doing. Are folks being willfully obtuse now, or are folks actually dumb?
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All the discourse around the latest round of AI guys saying that a rogue "AI" might kill us all never seems to lead with the extremely obvious and relevant fact that it will never happen ever. Which I find a little odd.
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The human mind wasn’t meant to encounter this many ignorant moron annoying shit for brains disingenuous piss shithead cunts every day
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Told my partner that visible face tape becoming fashionable reminded me of something in Infinite Jest and she said, “*Everything* reminds you of something in Infinite Jest!” It was a rude and baseless personal attack which, actually, made me think of something from a book I read
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that awful made-for-streaming sheen makes the harry potter trailer look like he’s gearing up to do an adolescence
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24 Hour Party People
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Kind of funny how many boomers have money lying around that they won’t share with their broke kids or grandkids, but will mail in a shoebox to a random guy who claims to be the President of Bitcoin
yesterday an old lady withdrew 35000 from her account and me and both my managers went over scams with her and she assured us she wasn’t being scammed. Guess who came in with her angry daughter today because she shipped it to Florida?
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I’m hearing Taylor Lorenz is in hot water, which she presumably calls “room-temperature water”.
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really is fucking brilliant that literally nobody gives a shit about trans women's opinions on rhps. makes it clear where the line is, and where we can be safely ignored
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every clip from a junket interview is now some soft spoken british nerd talking to an actor/director going “before we begin i wanted to tell you that as a child, i wrote in my diary how i wanna be you when i grow up and i’m gonna read it to you right now”
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Batman knightfall part 1: knightfall, being the first part of the knightfall series of Batman - or how I learned to stop batmanning and fall the knight chapter 1: the beginning
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