my name is not actually Calvin

Joined January 2018
My biceptember entry
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she did it 🥹
Tempting, isn’t it?
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that one oomf that really likes mei mei snow leopard:
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Good morning oomfs
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this has been killing me for two days… “ITS EGG! 😰” 💀💀💀
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Extraterrestrial Satellite Communication | Ellen "Thanks for requesting me. Ellen Joe, subpar employee of Victoria Housekeeping, at your service. You need me to make omurice, cast a deliciousness spell on your coffee, or... clean out some pests? ...You aren't actually gonna order the first two, are you?" Diligently slacking off, punctually late... Today is just another day of this working gal getting defeated by her alarm clock! Despite having to do holiday homework even in another world, and frequently falling asleep standing up despite being the tour group's bodyguard... But please, whatever you do, don't mess with her. Aside from that languid tail, she's also got razor-sharp shark teeth.
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*paws at you* can i icicle crash you *paws at you* can i icicle crash you *paws at you* can i icicle crash you
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In honor of International Artist Day, name an artist who changed your life.
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can’t stop repeating this
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Kda outsold and they can move faster than 10fps
HUNTR/X don't miss. Revealing the official choreography for "How It's Done!"
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When you have a friend @spinosaurusfan2
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Singapore… let me laugh
日本だけやり直させてほしい
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In honor of her career turning 20, what is your favorite Taylor Swift song?
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제발 소리들어줘
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when you have a family
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