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The masculine urge to die for a greater cause
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Roberto Martinez you fucking idiot
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A 15 min hat-trick for #CR984
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Ronaldo you madman! ✈️
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They just robbed 2 goals from Ronaldo in the span of 7 days. Smh
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Not participating in NNN cause this girl too hot
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One of our star players got into a war with China, we’re kinda busy rn
Real Madrid won El Clásico just 2 days ago and everyone has already forgotten about it. That tells you everything you need to know. Nobody actually cares about Real Madrid; all they care about is Barcelona's downfall.
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a vida quando tem uma mulher linda delicia te chamando de amor
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Fabrizio got bodied lol
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Ballon d'Or of all time.🌹
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Yet not a single post about B.O.A.T lmao. Anyone with a working cerebral cortex can #notice the pattern.
What was Messi’s final position in the 2026 Ballon d'Or? 🤔 The Argentine set an incredible record in the history of the award! Here are the details ➡️ lequipe.non.li/d5 #ballondor #messi
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All 5 Ballon d'Ors ranked under top 8. Talk about quality.
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Bro fuck chinese
🚨 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆: China has reportedly rejected Real Madrid's apology over the Kylian Mbappé controversy, deeming it insufficient, with LaLiga matches now set to be taken off air in the country. 🚫🇨🇳
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Idk man you can decide for yourself
anyway now that kane won the ballon d’or i need someone to look at me in the face and tell me the actual difference between 25/26 kane and 11/12 cristiano
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People criticise Mbappé for being so robotic, but the second he tries to act like a normal human being, bro triggers a diplomatic crisis. Maybe the robotic mode is for world peace lol.
Se sale en el clásico, pierde el Balón de Oro, crea un conflicto diplomático y obliga a Tebas a usar el traductor chino de ChatGPT en menos de 48 horas. La verdad es que el arco argumental de Mbappé no te lo firma ni Scorsese.
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ماكرون يخاف منه هدد رئيسه البارغواي المطلوب الاول في الصين 🐐
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ISRAEL ELECTIONS 2026 BAAL 26% MOLOCH 16% SATAN 21% BELCEBU 14%
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Cada día me cae mejor Mbappe. Al man le pasan una cosas que parecen sacados de una serie de comedia.
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We failed as a community the moment we gave this absolute shitshow the recognition it never deserved. We didn’t just lower the bar, we buried it.
❗️Croatia journalist votes for the Ballon D’Or: 1. Rodri 2. Erling Haaland 3. Lionel Messi 4. Ferran Torres 5. Kylian MBAPPÉ 6. Harry Kane 7. Pau Cubarsí 8. Vitinha 9. Ousmane Dembele 10. Jude BELLINGHAM @CroatiaFooty 🇭🇷
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Lol we all grew up thinking this was normal
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