36 passes and Man City couldn’t get a touch and then Nwaneri did that. the disrespect was patient.

Declan Rice against Atletico Madrid. he was running absolutely everything.

Arsenal going out to Fleetwood is embarrassing whichever way you dress it up. goodbye Carabao Cup. back to bigger business.

Mikel Merino. run it back.

Carabao Cup Marouane Chamakh. streets remember.

Max Dowman plays football today. act accordingly.

Arsenal 5-1 Bolton. things have been known to get slightly out of hand in the Carabao Cup.

Arteta sent Mikel Merino up front and accidentally unlocked a goalscorer.

he genuinely thought he’d got away from William Saliba. bless him.

Arsenal play today. happiness has been scheduled for 8pm.

Dennis Bergkamp being surrounded was apparently just another way of creating space

Bukayo Saka wins the Socrates Award at the 2026 Ballon d’Or. making Arsenal proud on and off the pitch.

Fabio Vieira really had moments where you saw the vision.

Newcastle kept trying Piero Hincapie like eventually he’d feel sorry for them.

Lukas Podolski. left foot. goodnight.

Edu Gaspar playing for Arsenal. for those who only know the other version

there aren’t many defenders on earth i’d trust 1v1 with Mbappé. William Saliba? every single time.

Ezri Konsa has looked at home in an Arsenal shirt from the very first minute. deserved that goal.

Arsenal 3-2 Liverpool. they equalised twice. bit unfortunate.

Sunderland probably thought Trossard was too far out. fair enough.

Viktor Gyökeres makes defenders work for absolutely everything. horrible striker to play against.