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Alex Foster

@afoster1993

Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Give a man a fishing rod and he'll probably swap it for a fish.

Joined February 2011
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I am so fucking back
New York Post (@nypost) profile pictureNew York Post
@nypost4 Apr 2025
Receding hairlines are suddenly sexy — with thanks to ‘White Lotus’ hunk Walton Goggins trib.al/IreLe4P
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Only king I’ll swear to is Ollie Watkins. Fuck the monarchy, up the INGERLAND.
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Robcafc (@crimp_it) profile pictureRobcafc@crimp_it16 Jun 2024
England in Bochum 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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Typifies London this; two thoroughbreds storming through the city streets and you’ve still got cyclists trying to squeeze the gap.
Daniel Hewitt (@DanielHewittITV) profile pictureDaniel Hewitt@DanielHewittITV24 Apr 2024
Two horses have just been seen running down Aldwych in central London. One covered in blood. Filmed by @itvnews.
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Love these late January evenings… and by late January evenings I mean following my girlfriend round Aldi with a 24 pack of loo roll shouting ‘we shittin’ tonight baby’
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The escalators in London bridge are soooooooo pathetic man. Grow up.
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Shout out to big Mark here who can’t understand basic maths.
Mark Goldbridge (@markgoldbridge) profile pictureMark Goldbridge
@markgoldbridge17 Nov 2023
How can the Glazers sell 25% of their stake but still have 52% when they only have 69% to begin with?
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Who do you serve?
Greg James (@gregjames) profile pictureGreg James
@gregjames12 Sep 2023
I hate this. Cow in a sinkhole. But also love it because it’s a great rescue. But mainly I hate it because sink holes are terrifying. Don’t worry, the cow is fine. His mates check on him at the end
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Bale perfectly encapsulating the three stages of my own body in my life : Left - My version of myself in Sims Bustin’ Out Middle - Uni Right - Every single day since leaving uni whilst I play Sims Bustin’ Out
No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits) profile pictureNo Context Brits
@NoContextBrits14 Jul 2023
Tell her you’re built like Christian Bale, but don’t say which film.
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Nailed on he sacks them off after a nibble at the first wing and just sits and eats a bowl of flies instead
First We Feast (@firstwefeast) profile pictureFirst We Feast
@firstwefeast10 Jul 2023
This week on #HotOnes, we got @HKane vs. The Wings of Death. 💀 Tune in Thursday @ 11AM ET. 🔥
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If teaching Macbeth has taught me anything, it’s that this is a clear sign that the natural order has been thrown into chaos and that Buckingham Palace has just witnessed a murder which they are yet to reveal publicly.
Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) profile pictureMassimo
@Rainmaker197328 May 2023
The story of Jay, the rooster that killed the hawk which attacked its hen house [source + video: buff.ly/3WP6jYj]
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I know people give VAR grief, including me, but duck me the bias in this Eurovision is astonishing. The Swedish had her mic on to perform as they announced the winner against Finland. She’s basically Liverpool, which ironically where it’s set…
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It amazes me as a country that we have the simplest national anthem in the world, yet at any event, sporting or otherwise, not a single person can sing it in time with the music. Solution: abolish the monarchy
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Huge fan of the team daring to wear red at a stadium with a bull as mascot
The Sportsman (@TheSportsman) profile pictureThe Sportsman
@TheSportsman5 May 2023
🐂😅 That's one way to warm up... #SLCatStH | @Six_Again
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⚫⚪ Newcastle United are inches away from securing a top four place and can ruin Arsenal’s title pursuit in the process. 🎟 We're giving away THREE pairs of tickets for @NUFC vs Arsenal. To enter: 🔁 Retweet this post 💬 Tag a friend ✅ Follow @BoyleSports T&Cs apply. #NUFC

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Antony Joshua without a doubt the deadest fighter in history. Absolute coward #JoshuaFranklin
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FUN88@fun88eng23 Mar 2023
We’ve got a pair of tickets up for grabs for @nufc vs Man Utd on April 2nd at St James’ Park 🎟️🎟️ ➡️ Follow @fun88eng 🔁 RT this post We’ll pick a winner at random & announce on Thursday 30th March 💥 The winner will also get to do the FUN88 HT challenge ⚽️ #NUFC | #MUFC
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Proud of the boys. Great to experience a final. Howay the lads! #nufc
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done us proud either way an al put any man in a headlock that disagrees
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I’m obviously very biased, but there is only one good result from today’s cup final for the good of football. If Man United win, they’ll have forgotten about it in 2 weeks. If we win, we’ll remember this for the rest of our lives. Incomparable levels of importance. HOWAY #NUFC
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