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(DMing girl) Life is so randommm it's like.. Whyyyyyy Lol. (logging into Albert Einstein role playing account) (DMing same girl) Life makes perfect since
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i bought and read these two books when i was 17 because of the covers and found them insane and depraved. i haven’t read them since, but always thought the final note in almost transparent blue was incredibly romantic
Author Ryu Murakami, whose edgy works explored sex, violence, and youth culture, has died, his publisher said Friday. He was 74. ebx.sh/LqglYT
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they really weren’t lying
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Suicide is the stupidest thing ever. Why would you permanently end your life over a temporary problem?
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Obviously funny because the Titanic sank but even if it didn't sink I would wager they could turn it around within the span of a night.
JD Vance on the economy: "You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"
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A friend of mine shrunk his kids, and had to tell his wife
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Dracula’s realtor is the kind of thing you’d think is a joke, maybe an SNL sketch. But actually it’s just the real premise of Dracula
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really enjoying this guy's named theory about this
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Ah. You must be referencing the Mediocrity Superiority phenomenon
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Anton Chigurh: *places cattle gun to my forehead and blasts the bolt through my skull* Me: Thank you. I've been meaning to do that
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Bernie Mac's DJ keeps playing a 440Hz pure sine tone
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(vid of man screaming as he burns himself alive to protest a genocide) *scroll* (hot woman bemoaning Shane Gillis's down syndrome jokes) *replying* His down syndrome material? Oh, you must mean all of his comedy 😜 *scroll* (Pic of child's leg blown off and you can see the bone
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Awesome use of "misnomer"
Elon talking about AI music videos: “Calling it slop-core is a misnomer, it’s awesome-core” I am cringing out of my skin.
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this one made the AI summary
(whispering to my date as we pass three guys who are roughly the same size) The Brothers Three
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Ethan Hunt is one of the best movie characters because he’s in 8 movies and he goes rogue in every single one of them
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My process for photos is shot on iPhone then printed in color on letter paper and scanned.
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