My pronouns are: he, him. My adjectives are: silly, lazy. I don't know what my prepositions are, but I do know I would never end a sentence with them.
Vancouver, British Columbia
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I picture million as a guy in a bar, depressed, has been. When people ask what happened, he replies: I was it, man, like I was the goal! Any number bigger than me just blew people's minds. Now I'm a rounding error on the defence department's budget sheet.
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How to be a successful bank employee in 2023. Wander around behind the counter with 2 to 5 of your colleagues. By no means make eye contact with the 4 to 10 people in line waiting for a teller. And absolutely never offer to help someone at the 4 to 6 empty teller stations.
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If you think about the myth that inspired the name, are Trojan condoms an example of good branding?
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That gut wrench when your teen calls you. It's never good news: hey, dad, I hope you're hungry. I've made dinner tonight… I know you could use some you time so I won't bother you for a ride.
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While out for dinner my 18 year old asked if he could order a drink. I said: "If you try, I will cocktail block you."
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