I will not be a violent dog. I will not bite.
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Every person responsible for trying to keep Coyote Vs. ACME from the public should be publicly executed via falling anvil. Funniest movie of the year
THIS IS WHAT THE PEOPLE WANT!!!!
Ridley Scott says that he’s working on an ‘ALIEN: COVENANT’ sequel centred on Michael Fassbender’s David.
The new film will pick up with David creating a “brave new world for himself.”
(Source: latimes.com/entertainment-ar…)
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If one more person starts talking about summer being over I’m going to get violent. Summer doesn’t end until September 21st. You can all still go to the pool and lay out in the sun in September. The world is burning up. Leave your pumpkin propaganda for October
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Can honestly say I never had a Wattpad phase, I went straight from fanfiction.net to ao3
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people who give up summer too early gross me out. lack of vision and weak of constitution. summer can extend into october if you are confident and strong-willed (a leo)
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. @NYCMayor what is your plan to get men to stop covering dancing on my own by robyn
i can’t make fun of these guys for being so intimate. my gay ass pals & i are the same. twice this wk i’ve shared sandwiches w them bite by bite. last wk one held a joint up to my lips cus my hands were wet. if you’re not a lil (lot) gay w your besties you’re not doing it right
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ok if i could stop getting hurt this week that’d be great!!!!! i can’t afford a broken bone. pls stop testing me universe!!!!
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oh no! the monster show had the characters behaving like monsters!!!!
do these people not realize how fucking stupid they sound when they talk about tvl?
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250 years and america was able to create jackass like every other country was asleep at the wheel, sorry
