matt

New month same mental issues

Did Michael Jackson bleach his meat too?

Bout to pop this and forget about her

How do I explain this to my accountant?

Never shopping at H&M again 😭

First of the month, but still same pain

I don’t like to think before i speak, i like to be surprised as everyone else about what comes out my mouth

Weekends don’t even matter as an adult anymore. I’ll get drunk on a Tuesday idc

My favorite conspiracy theory is that everything will be alright

Thank you all for 1k followers, this is only the beginning ❤️❤️

If you’re waiting on me to text first then we will never talk

You might listen to the same music as me, but i listen to it in a far deeper and intellectual way than you ever will

Need her to suck this headache outta me with some head rn

Will Smith just slapped the shit out of Chris Rock at the Oscars

I be asking 20 people for advice and still doing whatever i want

Thank God my airpods are charged 🙏