part time political theorist, full time comedian • I only understand sarcasm

Lost between borders
Joined August 2015
2026, thank you for new doors and new lands
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John Oliver stan retweeted
if u knew how japanese soldiers treated women in China, Malaysia, Indonesia and South Korea, raping them, slaughtering them and leaving their bodies stacked like garbage, u would understand why too.
A Chinese kindergarten showed young children an anti- Japanese war movie and one kid took it so seriously that he actually tried to scratch Japan off the world map, believing he could erase the country.
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Congratulations, you’ve just discovered what apartheid looks like: two populations living in the same territory, one with full rights and protection, while the other is denied both.
Replying to @IhabHassane
Because they’re not Israeli citizens, genius!!!
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from what I gather democracy is mostly about sending money to Israel
Chinesen zu erklären was eine demokratie ist, ist als würdest du nem Blinden erzählen was Farben sind
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John Oliver stan retweeted
El Brasil comunista de Lula tiene 400.000 millones de dólares en sus reservas internacionales; inflación menor a 5% anual; segundo puesto de IED en América Latina sólo después de México. Tampoco tienen controles cambiarios; ustedes sí. Los comunistas son ustedes, Palazzo.
🇦🇷🇧🇷 De regreso a mi amada Argentina liberal-libertaria, después de unos días en el Brasil del comunista Lula. Qué lindo volver al país que eligió el camino de la libertad mientras Brasil sigue apostando por el socialismo.
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John Oliver stan retweeted
99% Hitler vs 100% Hitler
BREAKING: Voting starts in Israel's election
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i'd love to know what was going on at the biden department of justice for four years
This book is really damning for Kushner. It claims the UAE paid Kushner $50 million to get Rex Tillerson fired as Secretary of State.
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John Oliver stan retweeted
Polymarket got the Brazilian election completely wrong. The glorified gambling platform had Flavio Bolsonaro's odds at over 80% all the way up to the day voting took place. Lula ended up with 51.8% of the vote. futurism.com/future-society/…
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John Oliver stan retweeted
"Niggas are so determined to be the solution to women’s poverty that they end up engineering their own."
I know there’s nigga that got paid yesterday but cant even buy themselves a KFC meal because they overburdened themselves by choosing to be providers. Niggas are so determined to be the solution to women’s poverty that they end up engineering their own.
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John Oliver stan retweeted
Lmfao that you are scandalised by the language and the content of the arguments tell me exactly the kind of nonsense you are cooking up as defense
I am scandalized. This is a language for a partisan politician.
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Things are gonna work out mannn!!!! They gotta!!!!! Next year, I'll be standing in Places i always dream of.
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“socialist, socialise, social, dont matter to me, lower my cost of living"
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"Do you worry [Abdul El-Sayed] is a bit too left wing to win in Michigan?" Michigan voter "At this point what do we have to worry about? Anything but what we have. We're on our way to hell so at this point socialist, socialise, social, dont matter to me, lower my cost of living"
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John Oliver stan retweeted
In fact this is why we need more big men in jail. Keep up the good work Chairmo! 👏🏾
“Not All Prisoners Are Prisoners” — Wontumi Calls for Major Prison Reforms
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My president Lula My mayor Zohran Mamdani 📍Cairo, Egypt
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Replying to @KojoDante
my issue with her, and by extension fire stick, is that you should not be spending this much energy shaming poor people for their consumption choices. hers is even more pernicious because she said if you enter an office wearing fake labels, she'll find it offensive or whatever
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John Oliver stan retweeted
he's an excellent talent. i hope the family shies away from the media and find him a solid football academy. if possible, move to europe and lock in. generational talent right before our eyes
EXCLUSIVE: MOTHER OF 3 YEAR OLD SOCCER PLAYER SPEAKS ON COPS GETTING CAL... youtu.be/5FbDltDV0kI?is=6U5b… via @YouTube | The Latest w/ Loren LoRosa #browngirlgrinding
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John Oliver stan retweeted
Haley Steven’s: DONT UNFAIRLY DEMONIZE ISRAEL Israelis:
This type of fearmongering about Israel is wrong. It is not a winning strategy for any state. It does nothing to help Michigan Democrats win up and down the ballot in eight days. Do we need to lower costs by building more homes, securing people’s health care, and creating a fairer federal tax code? Yes, we do!! How we do so is not by blaming the high costs of our goods on the only Jewish homeland in the world. I want to see Democrats succeed at every level, and that means keeping our focus on lowering costs for Michigan families and reining in this out-of-control President.
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Replying to @HaleyforMI
“The only Jewish homeland” This phrase is always used when wanting to shore up sympathy. Just call the country by its name- Israel. Such a ridiculous attempt to guilt trip people.
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Replying to @HaleyforMI
Did your bosses at AIPAC write this post for you?
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John Oliver stan retweeted
This be my point cos if you care about people not spending more money when they can’t afford why are you mad they are buying fakes? “If you go to Kantamanto, you’ll find very nice bags” Ohemaa where you figa I get the fake birkin from?
Replying to @GhansahvsDemons
As someone who's been around classist niggas(you), she wasn't been real. That is simply how classist people dress up their rhetoric. The advice and feigned concern serve as vehicles for condescension and class preservation.
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