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Joined March 2010
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This is how I see ALL liberals
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Weird. Why isn’t there rioting today?
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I’m gay. I voted straight Republican today. The party that secured the border and lets me live openly beats the one that puts me on a flag then opens the door to cultures that would kill me.
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Nick or Treat 1985-2002, they couldn’t air this today
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H1B Grandma magically heals and picks up 40 pound child after requiring wheelchair assistance at the airport. Is there any high trust system Indians won’t scam?
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Talarico is a far left extremist
🚨 BOMBSHELL: James Talarico’s Texas House record just got shredded by the numbers. When Republicans and Democrats split, Talarico sided with Democrats 96.8% of the time. That puts him in the TOP 7% most extreme left wing of the Texas House. In 2021, he voted with Republicans about as often as Jasmine Crockett did. Almost never. This is the same guy who said “God is non-binary” and talked about dismantling capitalism, white supremacy, and climate change as oppressive systems. Now he suddenly plays moderate against Ken Paxton. Texas, he did not change. He just wants your vote.
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Myron Gaines completely LOSES HIS PATIENCE with a Muslim student at Ohio State University who refuses to acknowledge America as a CHRISTIAN country. 🇺🇸✝️ “What’s the biggest holiday in Egypt? Eid? Because it’s a Muslim country. So what’s the biggest FUCKING holiday here? CHRISTMAS! This is a Christian country. Respect where the fuck you’re at!” 🦁
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Alan retweeted
Brock Purdy stands alone at the top 1️⃣
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Alan retweeted
"I don't know when it's going to be, and I can't tell you that it absolutely is going to be. But I think the 49ers are going to win at least one Super Bowl with these guys." Peter King believes the 49ers' elite coach quarterback duo will lead to the franchise's elusive sixth title during the Purdy-Shanahan era. (via @knbrmurph & @MarkusBoucher)
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Brock Purdy is now at 1,495 pass attempts in his NFL career. On his 5th throw next Monday night, he will officially qualify for these all-time ranks among QBs: #1 in passer rating (105.4) #1 in yards/att (8.6) #1 in adj net yards/att (8.0) And #1 in many other advanced stats sfstandard.com/2026/10/08/br…
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Alan retweeted
Myron Gaines absolutely COOKS an Indian fan who tried to clipfarm him 😭
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This is the 3rd time the #49ers have gotten off to a 4-0 start under Kyle Shanahan 🔥 2019 → Super Bowl 2023 → Super Bowl 2026 → 4–0 👀
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#49ers Dre Greenlaw makes a tackle and immediately has words with #Broncos HC Sean Payton 👀
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♦️Myron goes NUCLEAR on Indians and explains why he doesn’t want them in America!😭🇮🇳🐄💩 “Everything about them is filthy and disgusting! They cannot assimilate! They believe in cows, they are pagans, they worship idols, they don’t believe in hygiene, they walk around barefoot everywhere!”
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Sopranos actors as Judges across the "Law & Order" universe
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Meet our DoorDash driver, "Kayla." Was thinking Kayla would be prettier. And a lady.
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Boom 💥
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Everyone at Real Madrid welcoming Mbappe back
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Replying to @ShooterMcGavin
If this show started today it would take place in 2006
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Look how many big trades and free agent signings my former Lakers coach and one of my best friend’s, Pat Riley has pulled off - LeBron James, Shaq, Jimmy Butler, Alonzo Mourning, Ray Allen, and now Giannis Antetokounmpo. And of course he drafted the legendary Dwyane Wade! It’s not even a question, he’s one of the best executives in NBA history!
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