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Portland, OR
Joined April 2022
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i feel like a lot of you are only following me because i threatened to kill myself
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i actually like when people project negativity but hey maybe that's just me 🤷🏼‍♂️ #energyvampire #demon
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i hate it when artists sneak their fetish into their art i prefer works like Attack of the Barefoot Women With Black-Painted Toes
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girls will put on your favorite movie and then try to fuck like Hold on shordy this scene is important
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if i won even $20 i would quit my job
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fighting toxicity one lie at a time
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if you guys dont start caring about my Warzone videos i dont even know what will happen
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Spongebob squarepants if you can hear me please help me
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It's true, the "Bible alone" mentality yields a particularly insane kind of Christology. Like God became Man, divinely inspired a Canon of Scriptures that wouldn't even be fully written for a century after His time nor assembled into a Canon for ~300 years, and then said: "OK, I'm done talking now, and done with miracles, just figure it out. And because I'm omniscient I know all of you are gonna disagree, but since I definitely didn't give you any tools to prevent that, you're just gonna have to figure this one out on your own. Also: basically everyone who follows me for the first 1,500+ years is gonna get it wrong, so don't look to them for help." This is a fundamentally insane idea of who Christ is. It also situates the individual believer in a kind of "choose-your-own-adventure" game in which he is always winning, obtaining esoteric knowledge about God, etc.
Sola Scriptura means your opinion against mine. There’s no way Christ would have set it up like that. The Church is real.
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the ghost of Yakubian Kwanzaa came to me and denounced me so i feel like i can wear a durag
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let my gf come to my apartment and she killed one of my cockroaches. struggling to forgive her
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casual sex has ruined sexuality altogether on a societal level and that's just how it is
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shordy want tha ooze
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gotta know when to look out for number 1,,,
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bro what niche algorithms
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i'd probably be like "aw haha my dog made a bear friend" and then immediately "wait holy shit there's been a bear around my dog... bears can kill dogs"
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That’s Halloween set I guess
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white people be like my dog can’t fall asleep unless you put impractical jokers on the tv
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