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Alistair Canlin

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A struggling writer, who might very well be the next big thing, but I'll have to leave that to you to decide https://xitter.gq/t.co/2YzVOfD9cg

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Joined May 2009
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Some words that were spinning round my head spewed out and ended up in #Twisted50 Get your copy twisted50.com #amwriting #horror
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The Nasty Party have learnt nothing from their fourteen years of incompetence. Don’t dare be poor, or struggle because it’s all your fault for being a drain on the country. Nothing to do with politicians being inept, self serving and corrupt #BBCBreakfast
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Love was never simple
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Bone Spurs = Lame Duck
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Conor Rogers
@conorjrogersNov 4
Austin Texas sounds like an Eastern European city that just overthrew a dictator
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America has woken 💙
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@Number10catNov 4
"The American people have spoken and what they've said is mainly curse words aimed at Donald Trump"
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@astro_anilOct 31
Happy Halloween!
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We've reached the stage in British politics where the government is trying to bribe you with a cheaper gherkin #BBCBreakfast
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Boris Johnson’s ready made Brexit deal was a bag of shit #BBCBreakfast
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Liar #BBCBreakfast
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Nigel Farage says “We all want to live in a civilised society” To him a “civilised society” means no foreigners, no disabled people, no morals…. his idea of civility is a £5m bung for “security”… he talks of betrayal…. He would know #bbcbreakfast
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Emma-Louise Jay@emmalouisejayOct 19
Dream first date // 100th date // marriage
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@AlertaNews24Oct 19
🇫🇷 | París está ardiendo, pero ellos terminan sus bebidas con calma.
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Is it too much to ask?
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@sciencegirlOct 19
Oh to be ducks walking on Hydrangea blooms
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Imagine having so much money you could help end poverty, or build hospitals, you could end wars, feed people, cure cancer.... but instead you build a car that can fall from the air in a slightly more controlled way than gravity allows.... DICK
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@JMChynoOct 16
Elon Musk unveils new Tesla Roadster by launching it off a ramp flipping the car mid-air and safely landing.
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You can smell the shit from here
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Who said romance was dead
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@qikipediaOct 6
Elizabethan ladies kept apple slices under their armpits to absorb sweat, before passing them to potential suitors as keepsakes.
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Narrator: He'd just woken up.... it was about to go downhill from there
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No Context Brits
@NoContextBritsSep 29
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Salacious messages sent to you in a pancake… I HAVE FOUND MY RELIGION!!
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@qikipediaSep 23
In 1731, Sister Mariana de Jesus, a Portuguese nun, was sentenced to six months silence for ogling a monk with a telescope and passing raunchy messages to him hidden in a pancake.
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