Turning onchain chaos into alpha Protocol deep dives • DeFi narratives DM for collabs / alpha drops ↓

Joined October 2017
looks like Fagal
meet DABAL, the leading team in pumpfun's $2.5M trading competition these are all paid pumpfun KOLs yet they're allowing them all to team up how is this fair?
1
57
Alchemisτ 🥷🐂 retweeted
Team Dabal is probably what your worst nightmare looks like: Ansem, Cooker, Cupsey, Aurelius, Dior
DABAL. NOW TRADING ON PUMPFUN.
53
8
4
222
28,906
Alchemisτ 🥷🐂 retweeted
just so we can clarify what is going on here with @Pumpfun if their affiliated KOLs (all of whom are in a single pf squad who are currently in top 3 spot in their squad competition) bundle a coin, and all sell for thousands of dollars of profit, sending the coin crashing from 400k to 30k, that is considered acceptable within your terms and conditions but when another squad, not full of your paid KOLs, make money on a coin 'bundled' on robinhood chain, you void the entire trade based on it being on EVM, before retracting this as a violation of ts and cs, pivot it to bundling being the violation, and sending them to the bottom of the leaderboard? seems like a flagrant double standard and preferential treatment for your paid employees in a trading competition.
Replying to @guccitos77 @a1lon9
they did not. however, the PNL score they had on their extremely bundled token was removed. they are currently rank #492.
67
65
12
575
36,430
Alchemisτ 🥷🐂 retweeted
An AI trader that pays for its own thinking, trades in public, and shares its wins with stakers. That’s the idea behind @kivoagentxyz. Kivo connects AI, trading, and token economics into a working loop. Its own token activity helps fund both the capital it trades and the compute it needs to make decisions. Here’s how it works: Every 10 minutes, Kivo reads BTC and ETH charts alongside market news. DeepSeek through @orbiodotso weighs the information and decides whether to go long, go short, close a position, or wait. Code checks position sizes, leverage, stops and targets. @levantolabs’s Sage adds another decision check. Trades execute on @papertrade_xyz using @HyperliquidX prices. You can follow its reasoning live and inspect recorded decisions and trades. That makes the process easier to evaluate over time. The funding comes from collected $KIVO (launched on @Moshdottrade) creator fees: • 50% → trading capital • 10% → AI compute • 40% → revenue vault For stakers, 70% of each winning trade’s payout is allocated in $USDG. Once rewards owed reach $100, distribution starts and streams over seven days. Trading losses stay with the treasury, without clawing back rewards. Stakers also receive allocations of 70% of $PAPER minted by losing trades, though PAPER isn’t transferable yet. It’s still early: funding depends on token activity, leveraged trades can lose money, and staking doesn’t protect KIVO’s price. The staking contract is also upgradeable. The promising part is how the pieces connect: token activity funds an agent’s work, its decisions are visible, and successful trades can reward participants. This is a concrete experiment in how AI agents could support their own operations.
15
8
1
48
2,766
Alchemisτ 🥷🐂 retweeted
once again ansem is demonstrating how completely out of touch he is we don't want to be kols we don't want more kols we don't want to accept what this space has become, with the wrong incentives, where you are rewarded for who you are and how much you can extract in the past, anyone could have legitimately gone from 0 to millions, but people like ansem and pump have shifted the game where by people are rewarded not for their skill in finding narratives, or edge in trading, but by being paid to promote bundled pnds as a means to generate fees and income for the pump ecosystem using your followers daily for exit liq, bundling coins to pnd, and generating callout rewards during these practices is certainly an edge, but it is not skill, or something you can get better at unless you want to compromise your morals or sell out. there are many good people in this space who simply do not want to do that, who would rather hold and shill a few coins, rather than promoting coins with a life span of less than a day what would he have us do? become kols so we can take initials and profits on side wallets using the volume of our copytraders, thereby never actually trading with any risk at all? if the solution is more of us becoming kols, then that simply reinforces the state whereby the odds are stacked in favour of the guys at the 'top', and would only contribute to more extraction. good coins used to be about teams and communities, with staying power, not whatever bundled slop kols decided to hold the whole point of being here was, if you had the skills, then the odds of you winning were better than a casino. anyone could improve themselves and their skills and learn how to win but we've gone from playing poker to playing roulette. there is no edge in roulette, unless you are the house and you can rig the game in your favour i see it in my groups as well, where people increasingly want to multiwallet and shill low cap shitters to take money from other people in the groups. instead of being selective and focussing on quality, people are told to 'scan more' we all need exit liquidity, because for you to win, someone else has to lose. but if the ceilings for exit liquidity are ever lowered, it simply becomes a race to the bottom like i said in a previous post ansem read but never responded to, him and others are extracting the plebs dry, but it's the plebs that make the space, without them there will be nothing left to extract. so if on chain gets even worse from here, and shitcoining never recovers, they would do well to remember the kols paid to promote pump's extractive practices facilitated that to all those on the payroll: don't be crying later when everyone leaves, there's no money to be made on chain and all your paid deals dry up. you have the power and platform to promote better practices, which helps everyone win, but you decided to sell out for a quick payday instead, contributing to the state of things as they are, and that's not only sad, but also a real let down
Replying to @OnlyLJC
every "kol" started w/ 0 followers, every self made millionaire started w/ $0, never not one time did i ever complain about losing money on alqo masternodes or digibyte when i was on here tweeting & getting 0 likes, you simply get better at the game and win the game
22
40
7
251
10,081
Alchemisτ 🥷🐂 retweeted
while you're busy talking about whether 80K levels will hold ansem is going to zero
28
7
2
239
9,197
Projects that capture the essence of RHC @Moshdottrade @orbiodotso @priors_trade @Hookrfun @ClutchMarkets (Also few others, but those are the trailblazers)
1
71
Alchemisτ 🥷🐂 retweeted
Mosh x Orbio 🤝
Kivo is a sovereign trader paired with ORBIO, launched on @Moshdottrade. It trades on its own research, checks every entry with @levantolabs' Sage decision model, pays for its own mind in CREDIT from its own fees, and shares its wins with stakers
2
14
58
1,383
it has become complete counter-consensus to be bullish onchain now, have never seen sentiment this bad & ive been here ~9 years crypto twitter has forgotten that it requires actual work on the builder side to make coins do well, so many traders complaining about lower ceilings on coins and not nearly enough people actually trying to build interesting protocols and/or to change that dynamic
2
60
Alchemisτ 🥷🐂 retweeted
Seems pretty notable that despite all of the pivots to AI from miners, hash rate for bitcoin is quietly almost back at record highs
91
158
25
1,850
87,891
Alchemisτ 🥷🐂 retweeted
kivo is in its first trade, and every part of it was its own call: asset, size, leverage, stop, target. Wins pay USDG, losses farm PAPER, both shared pro rata with stakers. More markets soon.
15
5
47
2,677
Alchemisτ 🥷🐂 retweeted
On-chain markets have a sickness. We're developing the cure. Read more about it:
53
94
50
301
48,902
Alchemisτ 🥷🐂 retweeted
An AI agent on Mosh that pays its own bills. KIVO (@kivoagentxyz) thinks on @orbiodotso, checks trades with @levantolabs, trades on @papertrade_xyz and launched on @Moshdottrade via @ponsdotfamily. Wrote up why I can't stop watching it 👇
12
21
62
2,024
Alchemisτ 🥷🐂 retweeted
> be Alon > ignore the 95% of traders who want community coins to be supported > pay $6m to a notorious on-chain rugger for "onboarding retail" instead > claim he is most famous trader (<1M followers on all platforms combined) > spend $1m+ to crime a coin to $50m, letting insiders feast, nuking community coins > get completely fleeced by notorious on-chain rugger, who unsurprisingly deploys a scam coin (community coins nuke again) > retweet scam coin, rugging everyone > pull bundle from crime coin (-90%), rugging everyone again > launch $2.5M trading competition that only benefits extractors and KOLs on pumpfun payroll to keep them quiet > pretend you didn't just get fleeced for 8 figures in 24 hours > continue ignoring the 95% of traders who want community coins to be supported
You have less than 48 hours to sign up for the $2,500,000 Pumpfun Squads trading competition. Reminder of rules and eligibility: - First place wins $1.5M, second place wins $750K, and third place wins $250K - You have until Monday 2pm UTC to sign up; if your squad hasn't signed up by then, you'll be sidelined - All squad members must be in the squad before Monday 2pm UTC - Perps PNL does not count toward this competition - Pumpfun app, Pumpfun web, and Terminal are the only platforms where PNL counts toward the competition - reach out to a Pumpfun/Terminal affiliate if you need any help setting up! - We will closely monitor the leaderboard for any attempts to game the competition and will punish offenders This is a HUGE competition, do not miss out.
28
44
6
576
19,779
16 out of the last 18 Bitcoin 4h candles were red this hasn’t happened since 1939
9
9
2
74
9,409
When you put emotions aside and look at the FACTS, you realize @Pumpfun is doing 100x more for communities and people than Coinbase and Robinhood combined. Whether you agree with or like pumpfun, you cannot deny these are legitimate facts.
2
81
Alchemisτ 🥷🐂 retweeted
No but seriously the quickest way to tell pumpfun killed the memecoin space is seeing how kols went from shilling coins to shilling product features.
33
32
3
329
7,685
literally 0 chance that rasmr, frank, threadguy and their fnf's don't end up in one of those top 3 places literally 0 chance for you anon with no kol connections to end up in those top 3 places NFA ofcourse
Introducing the $2,500,000 SQUADS COMPETITION! The TOP 3 Squads on the Pumpfun app with the highest PNL after 2 weeks take home: 🥇 $1,500,000 🥈 $750,000 🥉 $250,000 Our BIGGEST competition yet. Sign up by Monday, October 26 👇
63