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just here for the nonsense

Joined January 2026
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me when i read y'alls tweets
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is it wrong that I want gay bear congressman elect jd ford to destroy my sphincter
Thank you! And remember, I work for you now.
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[me to my bible study group]: the way I would beg that man to rail me
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6:20pm. tiffany is in the diary room, talking about gemma.
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Dying.
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BREAKING: Brett Jones has defeated incumbent Kevin Turner to become Madison County’s next sheriff, making history as Alabama’s first openly gay sheriff. A former Navy SEAL and CIA agent, Jones brings a background in military and law enforcement service to his new role #NOH8
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thinking of @katya_zamo today
🚨BREAKING🚨 Democrat Eileen Laubacher has defeated Incumbent Republican Lauren Boebert in the CO-04 U.S. House Election. This is a flip from 🔴 to 🔵.
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Hey @starbucks: this can't possibly be how full you think drinks should be going out of the damn drive-thru window. Spilled in my car, on my clothes, on my desk, and it's still absolutely full to the brim.
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(I tried to report this via your Customer Service chat but it's AI now and it's been "thinking" for about ten minutes.
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Texas, the long night is over!
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love how bill just looks high asf in every pic these days
We voted, and it felt great! Make your plan to do the same, if you haven't already cast your ballot: IWillVote.com
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The big takeaway I’m seeing tonight is that people will not vote for a Democrat when their morals and ethics demand it, but they WILL vote for a Democrat when gas is too high.
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Trump can NEVER pass legislation ever again. Ever. Again. I’m going to cry. :)
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bye you raggedy bitch. no one likes you.
Guess my election-interfering space lasers didn’t work this time 🤷‍♂️
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gonna tell my asexual lesbian grandchildren this is about @LushiousMassacr
A WOMAN FROM BROWNSVILLE, TX IS GOING TO LEAD TEXAS FOR THE FIRST TIME IN HISTORY!!!! HELL YEAH!!! @GinaHinojosaTX 💙🔥
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vivek nasty ass GONE hello governor acton
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BYE BYE GOVERNOR HOTWHEELS
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the best thing ever is that ken paxton raggedy ass got defeated GODD I'm horny now
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