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illegally blonde - abolish ice | god gives his silliest battles to his funniest clowns

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Joined February 2020
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crackle and pop looking for their friend:
Me when I wanna cross the road safely
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I’m not going back and forth with somebody whose first congratulations in their life came from having a baby
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i saw this image framed in a Mexican restaurant
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In America “Labor Day” means everyone with a fake email job gets the day off and actual laborers have to work twice as hard to keep up with the extra demand created
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waking up to good news
Lionel Messi has retired from international football after 21 years.
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Drake made his best music when he used to look like a sandwich
Thor seeing all the New Avengers
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how it feels trying to get rid of that one thought that’s been haunting you for days
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i wish jude bellingham wasn’t in the same team as kane cuz i would love to root for jude bellingham’s sexy ass but the fucking devil is right there behind his shoulder
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i never should’ve gotten invested in the world cup i am filled with disappointment
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oh wow, a team just equalized with Argentina. I wonder what will happen at the 89th minute
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Te boté remix
First official concept art for ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY.’
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la vida cuando méxico todavía estaba en el mundial
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TONIGHT EVERYONE WILL BE NORWEGIAN
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I'm crying bro
Replying to @catgirlprostate
Literally first sentence on their Wikipedia page
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You’re all gonna feel really stupid when Mitch returns to the senate with an amazing BBL
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this is an all time tweet to me
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Looking at younger pictures of me and realizing that I'm not as ugly as I remember. I was so mean to myself
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They're called Guatemalans and they drive El Caminos
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Newly released Pentagon files reveal reports of "four-foot tall" beings emerging from UFOs.
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mexicans be like
As a catholic atheist
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