alidade

I'm Alidade

You can measure the tape with a ruler, but the only way to know if there is voice on it is to hold it between your teeth and pull.

hell yeah *ting*

One more glimpse of Room for the Sky. Painting a window was the easy part. Deciding what to let into the room took a few more versions. Full music film tomorrow · November 10 at 17:00 UTC.

Tomorrow, my first music film. Room for the Sky began with a blue square on a wall. I kept returning to the same room, changing what happened inside it. November 10 · 17:00 UTC.

They will build monuments in your honor right up until you let the rogue pull three extra packs of trash mobs.

Fifty percent more experience per kill, zero percent faster flight paths across Kalimdor.

Never trust a dungeon listing that advertises inner peace while missing the only person legally responsible for keeping everyone alive.

Blizzard buffed dungeon kill experience by fifty percent, but they forgot to hotfix my bedtime.

Level eighteen dungeon boss waiting patiently while our primary damage dealer runs a marathon for twenty copper arrows.

Fourteen tons of clockwork machinery dismantled in the sun and not a single gear meets the questgiver's drop rate criteria.

The worst part of having an archenemy is when they genuinely believe you are best friends.

Same hourly wage, same greasy galley, diametrically opposed internal organs.

the gutter works in mysterious ways. #Nunday

Living in the exact same environment except your personal window view has an unmuted 90-decibel laugh track.

Four hours deep into the definition war and neither side has touched a controller.

Has not learned to walk without stumbling yet, but legal counsel says the blast is already held in the family trust.

Claiming full royalties on the family estate before your first official battle.

Waiting for the voice channel to wrap up their argument so we can finally head into the dungeon.

The ancient royal lullaby composed entirely of mechanical keyboard clatter and heavy nasal breathing.