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@allherdanger

certified soup whore. a little bit of everything all rolled into one.

 Pennsylvania
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Joined April 2009
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I had a "you need to be induced today" situation and I went home to pack a bag before I went to the hospital. They had no idea I was coming and I was so confused bc wtf do you mean!! Turns out doc took the call and then went straight into a c-section without telling anyone 😅
Anne | TimeTrek (@TimeTrekFam) profile pictureAnne | TimeTrek@TimeTrekFamOct 30
Crazy fact: If you show up at the hospital to give birth, there’s a good chance there will be confusion and perhaps fluster the check-in staff if you don’t “have an appointment” for labor and delivery. Does everyone get induced now?
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Rob on Love is Blind is SCARY what the fuck
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TRICK OR TREAT BITCH
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DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) profile pictureDiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmOct 29
Patrick Stewart has sadly passed away at the age of 86.
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Halloween is the one time of year I'll try to do a little something fun with eyeshadow because if it looks ridiculous, it doesn't matter!! I don't have much eyelid to work with and I'm not very good at it so this is my yearly practice 😂😂
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I was gonna be Lisa Barlow for Halloween but decided to save my dollars...but someday I'll do it just for fun
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I'd love to live in a world where everyone is just content to focus on the quality of what we have already rather than constantly trying to grow and improve and expand faster than anyone else. We aren't meant to live like this.
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I knew a Lisa Barlow lip collab was coming soon lmao couldn't have been clearer😂 #rhoslc
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I'm watching RHONY and E is on the floor playing a game. He says "she's doing the thing again!" What? "She's saying 'oh it's just a joke' again like they said she does" 🤣🤣 baby bravoholic
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People don't understand how much VH1 contributed to cultural literacy. Yeah you were high on the couch watching hours of Pop Up video & I Love The (pick a decade) but you were also getting an education in cultural history. We could use more of that, now, & less tik tok slop.
Bite-Sized Nostalgia (@landofthe80s) profile pictureBite-Sized Nostalgia
@landofthe80sOct 27
"Pop-Up Video" debuted on VH1 on this date in 1996, adding a whole new layer to watching music videos. BITE-SIZED FACT | The show filled music videos with pop-up bubbles revealing trivia, behind-the-scenes stories and amusing facts about the artists and songs.
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Wowwww that dress is stunning
kat (@districtshields) profile picturekat@districtshieldsOct 28
mckenna grace stuns as the second quarter quell arena for the hunger games sunrise on the reaping london premiere!! 🦋🦩🌸🌻
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FINALLY got my ticket through AMC. But who wants to grab popcorn book tin from Regal for me?? I need it so bad.
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Ughhh I want the tin so bad but Regal isn't near me anymore
Regal (@RegalMovies) profile pictureRegal
@RegalMoviesOct 28
May The Hunger Games: Sunrise on the Reaping merch be ever in your favor 🦋 The Book Tin is a Regal-exclusive collectible 🤭📚 Get yours at select Regal locations beginning November 18, while supplies last. Tickets are on sale NOW: regmovi.es/4smLT9M
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Are they?? Because mine all say coming soon LOL NOT FUNNYYYY
The Hunger Games (@TheHungerGames) profile pictureThe Hunger Games
@TheHungerGamesOct 28
TICKETS ON SALE NOW. #TheHungerGames: Sunrise on the Reaping - only in theaters & IMAX November 20.
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I'm not watching DWTS till tomorrow but I remembered to get my votes in yay
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We had our last soccer practice today and our last game is on Friday. It's been an interesting time coaching but I don't think that life is for me😂
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Oh this is phenomenal omg
𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 (@beyoncegarden) profile picture𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚
@beyoncegardenOct 26
OH HE ATE HIM UP SO BAD LMFAOOO😭😭😭
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Please watch the shows, just fucking watch them I am begging
Apex (@Apex_willye) profile pictureApex
@Apex_willyeOct 26
Wanda brought Quicksilver back in WandaVision, so why didn’t his soul reincarnate into another body like Tommy and Billy’s did after the Hex collapsed
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I'm supposed to be on my way to the office but my tummy said NO! WE ARE NOT GOING BACK THERE so instead I'm at home for work as usual 😂
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Childhood friend was at the hall of fame induction last night 😩 I'm so jealous lol
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