Ally LeWUT

So many lower backs could be saved if mattress makers would simply install fkn canvas handles on the sides… pretty please?? #help #householdstruggles

I can’t tell if my house is gross messy or romantically bohemian messy.

I have met multiple men recently who don’t like peanut butter. Where is this anti-peanut butter sentiment coming from?

I am a strong, independent woman until a salsa jar needs opening 😑

Honestly, I’m the funniest person I know.

Asked a coworker what he’s doing this weekend and he said, “Whatever my wife says I’m doing.” V good answer imo.

Everyone has a Subaru 😆

My boyfriend folds clothes INSIDE OUT. Should I be alarmed?

How are ppl so stylish at the airport? I’m wearing Birkenstocks with socks and a hoodie covered in cat hair and that’s the best it’s gonna get.

Halloween decorations are in ship shape over here. @sevenbycanarchy

For the first time in my life, I ate the entire clamshell of baby spinach before it went bad. Is this... adulthood?

Hard yes.

One time, someone threw a fit because I wouldn't give them a taco salad when I served at Johnny Rockets... which doesn't offer taco salads. Do you have a ridiculous customer service story? Pls share. #restaurants #serviceindustry

What office thing makes you unnecessarily IRATE? For me, it's when I attempt to unsubscribe and the person/entity proceeds to send me another email. #irate #officework #tuesday #weekday #unsubscribe

I had a dream about Richard Ramirez last night. Does this mean I need a break from true crime podcasts? Nah. I’m good. I’M GOOD.