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finished watching jailer2. @rajinikanth congrats on your 10k steps 🥳🥳
another day another movie another pregnant women tortured for hyping up hero.
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Hearing Pat Cummins “spoke well”, like society hasn’t been tugging its forelocks at bullshitters and charlatans who “speak well” for centuries. Just because someone can elegantly string a sentence together doesn’t mean they’re telling the truth.
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Life was peak when Charlie Puth, Shawn Mendes, Selena Gomez, One Direction, Fifth Harmony etc were dropping us bangers to feed to our romantic obsessions and infatuations.
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“years can't have sound” 2016:
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Virat Kohli gone.🥀
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David Warner hits out at Pat Cummins live on Fox Cricket, and stands by every word of Khawaja's book "The captain today actually threw Uzzie under the bus." Warner also revealed he and his wife paid the greatest price as they lost a baby during that time.
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Coming from the mf who made even the decent deliveries look unplayable 😭 Stfu, we know your crimes!
There are no unplayable deliveries in international cricket: Gautam Gambhir in post-match presser…
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Interesting choice of words - "I don't remember"..
Pat Cummins: I don't remember any conversation about collective responsibility
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This is absolutely cinema.
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Farcical but also kind of funny. Khawaja: Everyone knew. Journalists: So logically, you're saying the bowlers knew? Khawaja: I didnt say that. Cummins: We didn't know. Journalists: So Khawaja lied? Cummins: I didnt say that.
Pat Cummins: "When (Usman Khawaja) says 'we all knew', if by that he means that we knew sandpaper was going out on the field, he's 100 percent wrong."
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this means everything to me, you guys can’t even comprehend. what a privilege it was to have these two as the past, present and future of this club
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Twelve years of Rohit Sharma’s ICONIC 2️⃣6️⃣4️⃣! 👏 #OTD in 2014, the Hitman etched his name in the history books with the highest individual score in ODI cricket 🫡 Relive his knock ▶️ bcci.tv/videos/s-4th-odi-ind… #TeamIndia
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whoever is troubleshooting and working on the Microsoft outage for outlook and teams…. take your time
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For MI in 2024-2026: Runs Scored: Surya: 1332 (163 SR) Rohit: 1118 (151 SR) Tilak: 1118 (145 SR) 𝗛𝗮𝗿𝗱𝗶𝗸: 𝟲𝟰𝟲 (𝟭𝟰𝟴 𝗦𝗥) Wickets Taken: Bumrah: 42 (7.26 Eco) 𝗛𝗮𝗿𝗱𝗶𝗸: 𝟮𝟵 (𝟭𝟬.𝟱𝟰 𝗘𝗰𝗼) Boult: 24 (9.57 Eco) Chawla: 18 (9.28 Eco)
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shit isn’t even close 💀
Is CM Punk better as a heel or babyface??
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Insane
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THE MI FAMILY IN TEAM INDIA - Rohit & Arshdeep 😍💙
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Bevon Jacobs 202* (21x6) for Auckland vs Otago #FordTrophy
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Kohli and Pandya me competition chalta hai, camera dekhke kaun zyada acting kar sakta hai
MUMBAI INDIANS BLUE AND GOLD 💙
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