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alona.

@alonafide

Sāmoan sweetheart.

 New York, NY
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Joined November 2014
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Maybe it’s @Maybelline x @bustle
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Today has been horrible. I almost got hit by a bike and I almost ate shit jumping the turnstile. 😂
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Full power of the Storm, 2026.
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See, now I wanna do the DL since I didn’t get my fill at Monster Ball. 🫠😂
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My purchasing power is 8k on affirm, play with me if you want to @Beyonce
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I paid my mf rent already. These gays aren’t about to have me messing up my priorities. Lmao Happy Halloween 🎃
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“I jacked off to us earlier…” 😮‍💨🫠
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I’m supporting Keisha too, thangya.
Johns653Ses (@Jo653Wes) profile pictureJohns653Ses@Jo653WesOct 29
Replying to @toho1988
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My back is hurting, and I can’t figure out if it’s from my workout…or sex. 😂
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Boy.
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Hello, Dallas!
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I’m sorry but, if you have locs, chances are I’m staring. I don’t care. 🥰😍
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Yall ever feel like…your prostate…is bruised? 👀🫣😂😂😂
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My poppers’ scent is spreading through this uber. 🫣
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I pop back. Jk, I’m not mean. 😇
Darrel Walls (@MusiqCityWalls) profile pictureDarrel Walls
@MusiqCityWallsOct 21
That “being mean as a form of flirting” gone get you popped & not in the way you wanna be.
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“Ponk” & “F@g” done got too heavy in fish vocabulary and that’s why ion care to be around them. No shade.
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Happy birthday to my Mista Mayuh! @ZohranKMamdani
Complex (@Complex) profile pictureComplex
@ComplexOct 18
Happy birthday to NYC’s very own Mayor Zohran Mamdani, who turns 35 today! 🎂 (📸: Getty)
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I don’t really care…eating Takis at 5 am is wild.
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H word.
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Ugh, yall be so handsome…and not single. 😍🥹
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Stop moving to NYC if all you’re going to do is complain. This city truly isn’t for everyone. For everyone this city IS for, we’re tired of hearing these empty think pieces and complaints about a city you were never meant to flourish in ya heard. 🥰
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