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Vorrei ricordare al governo cinese che sono in possesso di informazioni essenziali allo sviluppo delle intelligenze artificiali.
POV: Jensen Huang in Taipei
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Claudia Sheinbaum
Que carajos con esta canción de Phineas y Ferb
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I got a q, why aren’t Americans renowned for their honey traps? Why is it always Russians and Chinese?
How your Chinese gf looks at you before asking for state secrets
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Que importante y alarmante es esto
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doing the meme
DAVE CHAPPELLE: “Ever since that guy Charlie Kirk got murdered, and I shouldn’t say this publicly but…. I feel better.” Sick.
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Replying to @GazelaEX007
Usually just the Bible, but they can use literally anything they want.
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Hay gente que nos llamaba conspiranoicos por hablar de que en America Latina hay un nuevo Plan Condor dirigido por Israel.
URGENTE 🚨Encontraron una bóveda en la mansión del expresidente Santiago Peña, en San Bernardino, según información de los fiscales intervinientes. Tendría un sistema de seguridad israelí y lectura de iris. 🔴 EN VIVO: youtube.com/watch?v=vlKLaPGm…
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Replying to @CartoonsOTMoon
When están apunto de darme un levanton pero le digo al sicario que piccoro no haría eso:
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Replying to @CartoonsOTMoon
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Osea imaginate una rivalidad que incluso tiene 2 fusiones y que el propio fandom haga rivalidad entre ambas Ningún otro podrá
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I think Vivziepop fired half her animators because they didnt vote republican
imagine having to animate this just to get fired afterwards
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Found this gem weeks ago
PLEASE someone edit Chris Hansen with the song little girls by oingo boingo
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comics don't utilize dynamic grid panels anymore because a certain nepo hack made it passé
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The animators got paid in peanuts but the writers got paid in diamonds
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Made a full version
Sometimes life feels like this
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The fact this is like, only theatrical animated marvel movie Disney has made is kinda crazy to me
MOST ICONIC AND MEMORABLE DISNEY MOVIE OF THE LAST FEW YEARS CHANGE MY MIND
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I legit dropped the One Piece manga after Wano because it drained me. Pre and post time skip just are not the same story anymore, and it pains me to say, but I genuinely couldn't care less what happens to these flanderized chessboard pieces they once called characters. I didn't start this series for hype moments and aura, and that's all it is now when it's not ten flashbacks layered on top of one another. One Piece legit used to have strong character writing. Like, dawg, Zoro is so fucking one-note now that he's on the same wavelength as Homer Simpson going "mmm, beer"
this clip makes me sad man one piece used to mean something to me
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Going to the X-Men premiere wearing an Inhumans shirt.
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They’re actually talking like normal people. This is a godsend in modern American animation.
First clip from ‘RAY GUNN’, directed by Brad Bird (‘The Incredibles’). The film follows a private detective who is drawn into a case involving aliens & murder in the alternate futuristic city Metropia. Releasing December 18 on Netflix.
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