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Alyssa Morris

@alyssmo

Casting Associate. semi-pro napper. all-around crafter.

 Los Angeles, CA
Joined February 2014
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TIL Rod Steward does NOT sing Bette Davis Eyes 👀
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Oh. My. Fucking. Gas bill. 🤯🤯🤯
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It’s not the shortest day of the year if you nap through it! ✌️#WinterSolstice
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Things I learned from the #WorldCup2022: frosted tips are in again. Butts.
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VAMOS VAMOS ARGENTINA 🇦🇷
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This aged well 🇦🇷🧉
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In college I majored in shushing 🤫
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Pitching “I Dream of Weenie” at the network today. Wish me luck🧞‍♀️
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What’s my stomach doing in space? #hotgasbubble
Black Hole (@konstructivizm) profile pictureBlack Hole
@konstructivizm22 Sep 2022
NEW Hot gas bubble spotted spinning around Milky Way black hole More: cutt.ly/9VbT4ig
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Spectrum outage? Nah, spectrum OUTRAGE 😡 @Ask_Spectrum
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One time I ate a mushroom just to have fun, guy.
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I’m vehemently pro-biotic 💊
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I’ll be eating Cinnabon and crying all evening if anyone needs me 😭 #BetterCallSaul #bialythomas #casting @SharonBialy @SherryThomas_ST @RScottCast @AMC_TV @BetterCallSaul
Better Call Saul (@BetterCallSaul) profile pictureBetter Call Saul
@BetterCallSaul15 Aug 2022
That's Saul, folks. The series finale of #BetterCallSaul premieres tonight at 9pm on @AMC_TV and @AMCPlus.
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Tell Sanchito that if he knows what is good for him he best use his mf turn signals
I guess a trip to lacma is in my immediate future #watercolorwhore
Archaeology & Art (@archaeologyart) profile pictureArchaeology & Art
@archaeologyart23 Jul 2022
"Punishment in the Afterlife", page with double-sided illustrations from an Unknown Manuscript Turkestan (?), 19th century. Ink and opaque watercolor on paper. Now on display at the Los Angeles County Museum of Art.
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The rebranded name for pink sauce should be pepto abysmal (fuck all the way off if you didn’t lol at this)
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She’s not a 10 and that’s cool too, bro. Neither are you ☺️
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It would be fucking wild if ivana was the J6 witness trump tried to tamper with @LizCheney
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Looking for an art patron (or a sugar daddy). Semantics don’t scare me 👩‍🎨
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Let’s be real, I’m anti-fascia
The US just turned its back on half of the population. If you disagree, GET OFF MY LAWN
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