@am_yers

Public defendering near you 🫵 All bad jokes, no legal advice 💫 Now pretend you never saw me here 😌

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Leo
@Leooweb323h
I love saying “sounds good” at work when I don't give a fuck.
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This is a word for word copy of another post days before. x.com/tekeee/status/…
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Calling a pro se DUI trial before the two 10-minute bond hearings was a critical hit to all 4 attorneys still held hostage an hour later, clerk. Touché.
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This season of The Traitors US is beyond boring. It seems pretty obvious most of the faithfuls already know 2 of the traitors and are protecting them to get to the finals. The only fun one to watch is Victor, who's getting murdered or banished as soon as Tomica or Joe go
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The celeb seasons are so much better 🫠
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Voting is probably the only thing in my life I've consistently beat the deadline for cuz I know if I don't somehow force myself to early vote (literally 2 blocks from my job), voting day will arrive and I'll simply not go 😂
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Carter J@carterj1982Oct 22
Replying to @am_yers
Some of these poor kids don’t have a chance. I really love the juvenile system in most aspects. 90% of the actors want good things for the kids involved. They just need positive role models.
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I give props to the people representing juveniles. I can't do it, and it has nothing to do with the kids & everything to do with how triggering their parents/families tend to be for me. But always glad to see people genuinely invested in the kids they're representing
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Summary of today: 🤬🤬🤬😡😤🙄😮‍💨😐 ...😁 Yes, Your Honor
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Williamsburg is a hilarious entry for VA, but I won't stand for Busch Gardens slander
Terrible Maps
@TerribleMapsOct 20
Each state's most overrated thing
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What doesn't kill you calls you six months later
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I'm trying to grow my hair back out, but everytime someone says, "Wow, your hair's getting long!" I fight the overwhelming urge to snip it all off again myself. Idk why that specifically triggers me when it's literally what I want. My brain refuses to be content lol
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Over my dead body, Satan
Pop Crave
@PopCraveOct 17
Today is Forgive an Ex Day.
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I never test crazy cuz I'll probably lose but someone has been incessantly honking their car horn for half an hour and obviously I'm not gonna go out and make a fuss but good lord they're driving me up the wall 🤬
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I'm pissed about something I can't share but good God I wish clients would remember that things I do beyond my job description simply cuz they asked (1) I didn't have to (2) would cost them hundreds of $ if I weren't a PD (3) won't be a courtesy I'll extend again if you flake
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you'd never catch me, the world's tallest man, in such a transparent lie
Andrew Kaczynski
@KFILEOct 15
NEW: Katie Zacharia shared at least 15 social media posts identifying her as an “attorney” over the past two years, despite having failed the California bar exam and acknowledging publicly she had been advised not to use the term "attorney" to describe herself. cnn.com/2026/10/15/politics/…

The new White House press secretary failed the bar exam. She shared posts calling her an attorney...

New White House press secretary Katie Zacharia shared at least 15 social media posts identifying her as an “attorney” over the past two years, despite having failed the California bar exam and...

cnn.com
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Politics & Poll Tracker 📡
@PollTracker2024Oct 16
Breaking news: Katie Zacharia has been fired as White House Press Secretary after just 5 days. Source: NYT nytimes.com/2026/10/16/us/po…

Katie Zacharia Is Ousted After 5 Days as White House Press Secretary

Her abrupt departure came after she was shadowed by questions about how she had presented her legal career and handled her first press briefing.

nytimes.com
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“I’m a lawyer!” “I’m an attorney!” you’re an asshole
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The turmoil the Lexis v Westlaw debate throws the legal community into every time is always gold 😂 (it's still Lexis)
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I'm never deleting this app. They'll have to wrangle it out of my cold, dead hands
Stalking PMS@StalkingPMSOct 16
Replying to @Jeff_Cal_Exile @Frisky_gaijing @KatiePavlich
You were disbarred. You didn't retire. apps.calbar.ca.gov/attorney/… I encourage everyone to read the Prior Record of Discipline, beginning on p. 5, of the decision disbarring you. apps.calbar.ca.gov/courtDocs… You had great expertise in defrauding clients.
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Your Honor,
Rhein Amacher
@RheinAmacherOct 15
Replying to @jcg52 @jamestalarico @LindnerCtrHope
Never lied, I just doubled down on wrong information.
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Amacher did not merely double down on wrong information; he posed as Talarico's cousin and fabricated a patient verification code to contact the Lindner Center. texastribune.org/2026/10/13/jam… snopes.com/fact-check/tal… rawstory.com/maga-operative… x.com/RheinAmacher/s…
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