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Amy Malkoff

@amalkoff

Pithy takes on: music • me • politics • comedy • pop culture • science. My anonymous handle just happens to also be my real name.

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Joined March 2008
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Playing Christmas music in stores in October is diabolical
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As a friend of the (then) 12 year old in question, yep
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@mmpadellanOct 27
It's pretty telling that the entire right wing is clutching their outrage pearls over a Cheesecake Factory joke, but they're OK with a vile, disgusting attack ad that uses the person who allowed her own 12-year-old daughter to be raped for years. Spare us, "family values" party.
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Bryan Behar
@bryanbeharOct 26
Apparently, you can call Trump a racist, an insurrectionist or a rapist. But don’t you EVER say his design aesthetic is “Cheesecake Factory.” That’s going too far.
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If birds want to meet me, I must be pretty cool
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"Little interactions are antidepressants" - Gary Gulman
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Covie
@covie_93Oct 11
Shoutout to the Christians who spent the week defending livestreaming a public execution then got up this morning and went to church.
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ApostateNate
@MentallyNathanOct 12
Jesus didn’t die for your sins and Moses didn’t part the Red Sea and there was no Adam and Eve or a Garden of Eden or a talking reptile. The good news? We can all grow up now and put away the childish things of religion.
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@MentallyNathanOct 5
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but nothing in the world is satanic. that’s not a thing, at least for grownups.
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Break the Bro Code. That's the only way this changes.
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Cutting down/dismantling the tomato plants pre-storm is breaking my heart
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The triangle in the M*A*S*H theme song is doing a lot of heavy lifting #vintageskeets
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If you're struggling, people do make judgements about you and your competence, even if unspoken
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Never let your children near a Christian.
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"Person detected" and it's just my cucumber plant blowing in the wind
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I'm not even the main character in my own dreams
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We're really still referring to adult performers in 2026 as a "pop princess"? Somehow I've never heard any dude referred to as a "pop prince" (excluding, ya know, Prince)
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Medical/mental health practices should not have emails listed on their websites as a point of contact if they're going to not check or ignore them. Unprofessional at best, deadly at worst.
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Dolly Parton
@DollyPartonAug 25
A message from the family of Dolly Parton.
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Grey summer days are (still) depressing, but at least you can still wear sandals
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3 weeks from today! Friday, September 11. Join us in Beverly, MA for our first time at Off Cabot, right in the heart of Beverly (with a great food scene - come early for dinner!) See you there! thecabot.org/event/ball-in-t…
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