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Amanda Corsin

@amandaaaaaz
Joined October 2012
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Only Jeb! can save us
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I blame the meteor ☹️
DraftKings Sports (@DKSports) profile pictureDraftKings Sports
@DKSportsMar 20
With Miami (OH)’s loss to Tennessee, the entire state of Ohio has been eliminated from the NCAA Tournament 👀
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Keith Richards will never die.
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Grim Reaper awarded the Medal of Death award for killing Chuck Norris
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Maybe if you weren’t such a phaggot you wouldn’t be offended all the time. Food for thought.
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I feel like Dick would get more votes than Liz on this ticket and Dick’s been dead for a few years now
Aaron🔰🥑🌸 (@Awwrnold) profile pictureAaron🔰🥑🌸@AwwrnoldMar 20
Ur joking
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No
Michelle Maxwell ™ (@MichelleMaxwell) profile pictureMichelle Maxwell ™
@MichelleMaxwellMar 20
I am more than happy to pay more for gas for a brief period if it means President Trump realigns the world for the better. Anyone else feel this way?
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Never realized she got no ass😟
Old Row Sports (@OldRowSports) profile pictureOld Row Sports
@OldRowSportsMar 20
North Carolina fans still have football season to look forward to!
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I’m just glad Mcneese St and that aura nerd got bounced early
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I can’t wait to go to work today so I can get taxed so the government can have $200,000,000,000 to make weapons and kill the whole world it really makes me excited
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I like smoking PCP and then chasing squirrels at the park
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Ohio State is losing, called that one
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Germans did Pearl Harbor watch Animal House Donny
Leading Report (@LeadingReport) profile pictureLeading Report
@LeadingReportMar 19
BREAKING: Reporter: Why didn’t you tell Japan before Iran? President Trump: Why didn’t you tell me about Pearl Harbor?
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Petey, my man, the war isn’t about us
Open Source Intel (@Osint613) profile pictureOpen Source Intel
@Osint613Mar 19
Hegseth: "My 13 year old son popped into my office last night while I was editing these remarks. He asked about the war and the families I met at Dover. I looked at him and said, 'They died for you, son. So your generation doesn't have to deal with a nuclear Iran.'"
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And people are saying the world isn’t ending
TMZ (@TMZ) profile pictureTMZ
@TMZMar 19
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Chuck Norris has been hospitalized after a medical emergency in Hawaii. What we know: tmz.me/7e8iqBd
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Now if you excuse me, I’m gonna go waterboard myself in Jack Daniels
Disclose.tv (@disclosetv) profile pictureDisclose.tv
@disclosetvMar 19
NOW - Hegseth on Iran War: "The world, the Middle East, our ungrateful allies in Europe, even segments of our own press, should be saying one thing to president Trump: 'Thank you!'"
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What’s up dick scabs?
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Soon there will be ai robots roaming the streets and fucking your wives. Well I sir, I won’t be a part of it no more. -my prepared speech I’m going to make right before I jump off the top of a Cheescake Factory building
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Kinda criminal that Jericho never won a Royal Rumble
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I guess I changed my mind
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I just made a web in my pants watching that Spider-Man trailer. I didn’t even know I could do that!
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