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Me and my mate used to get stoned and watch ITV4 Europa league matches.
I remember watching him breakthrough against teams like AEL Limassol and thinking he would be Englands future number 9.
Never saw this coming but he deserves it all
Crazy to think, his whole mental breakdown, self destruction and now this wouldn’t have happened without Bill Burr
This probably goes hard if you’re a mid 40’s centrist dad
Town plastered with insulting celebrity graffiti leaving locals bewildered
Walls in West Denton near Newcastle were covered in bizarre claims including Lorraine Kelly is barred from Wetherspoons for stealing cutlery, Danny Dyer smokes Parma Violet vapes, Rita Ora has the Lidl Plus app and Jade Thirlwall buys makeup from Poundland.
The messages kept reappearing after the council painted over them.
A 33 year old man was later arrested, admitted the criminal damage and was referred for an out of court disposal. Northumbria Police said the behaviour is completely unacceptable.
(more pics in comments)
How in one lifetime have movies like Braveheart, contributing to the staunch nationalistic figures of Wallace, referendums on independence, worldwide admiration for Scottishness and Scottish fierceness & the idea “Scotland is for everyone” co-existed simultaneously? Arghhhhh
Such fucking bollocks.
Where I grew up there was one black kid and he was treated like a mythical creature.
Prince William acknowledges ‘challenges and barriers’ facing young black people in UK: ‘You’re going places!’
gbnews.com/royal/prince-will…
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Mind you the same women who are mad at Shane Gillis were calling Sydney Sweeney a whore 2 weeks ago.
Exactly. I like Shane. It wasn’t a strong set in fairness but it’s been made 20x bigger by fagg*ts like these
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🤯😍🎩 SHEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAN #BWFC xitter.cf/snipsnipeflclip/status…
I’m still yet to see any funny live performances on this show…
The only good sketch I’ve seen is the Couplabeers sketch but the live performances are so middle of the road and meh
Imagine the bazillion gallons of wasted splooge Lucia is gonna be responsible for #jigglephysics
No pakis at Dunkirk
Bernard Manning didn’t give AF 😳
Extremely awkward exchange on The Mrs Merton Show, with Bernard Manning as guest.
A man in the audience tells a story from years back. He was hitchhiking, needed a lift home, and Bernard pulled up and gave him one. Then he asks: would you have given me that lift if I was black?
Bernard: “If you were black, you’d still be stood there now.”
The other guest, Richard Wilson, asks: “I thought you weren’t a racist, Bernard. Why would you have left a black man standing there?”
Bernard: “I just don’t pick black people up in Rolls-Royces.”
Mrs Merton: “Why?”
Bernard: “I just don’t.”
Mrs Merton: “Why?”
Bernard: “It’s my prerogative. I can pick who I like up. I can eat what I want, I can drink what I want, I can say what I want. It’s a free country.”
Hard to imagine this going out on the BBC now. The complaints would land before the credits, and the meltdown would last longer than the episode.
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Bernard Manning didn’t give AF 😳
Extremely awkward exchange on The Mrs Merton Show, with Bernard Manning as guest.
A man in the audience tells a story from years back. He was hitchhiking, needed a lift home, and Bernard pulled up and gave him one. Then he asks: would you have given me that lift if I was black?
Bernard: “If you were black, you’d still be stood there now.”
The other guest, Richard Wilson, asks: “I thought you weren’t a racist, Bernard. Why would you have left a black man standing there?”
Bernard: “I just don’t pick black people up in Rolls-Royces.”
Mrs Merton: “Why?”
Bernard: “I just don’t.”
Mrs Merton: “Why?”
Bernard: “It’s my prerogative. I can pick who I like up. I can eat what I want, I can drink what I want, I can say what I want. It’s a free country.”
Hard to imagine this going out on the BBC now. The complaints would land before the credits, and the meltdown would last longer than the episode.
