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I'm sober enough to know what I'm doing, and I'm drunk enough to really enjoy doing it

St Pete, Florida
Joined May 2011
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I believe this. I think theories that the MMR vaccine causes autism sound batshit crazy. You know who I don't trust? Someone who says "there is no need for further research" or "the science is settled" So.. good job making me more skeptical of something you wanted me to believe, and THAT I BELIEVED WITHOUT RESERVATION BEFORE YOU PUT YOUR FINGERS ON THE KEYBOARD, DIPSHIT.
The MMR vaccine does not cause autism. There is no need for further research on this. It's been done. Multiple times. At a cost of billions. Its a settled question.
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Please share this post if youโ€™d be more likely to eat at a restaurant chain that banned seed oils and used beef tallow instead
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Retweet if youโ€™d like to see this man โ€” Dr. Joseph Ladapo โ€” serve as the Secretary of HHS in the new Trump administration. cc: โฆ@FLSurgeonGenโฉ
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Hey @raisingcanes not to be that guy but I noticed today you have an outdated logo on your cups. Please get it fixed ASAP
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Iโ€™ve supported being rude to British royalty since 1776
WORLD EXCLUSIVE: Queen Elizabeth II said Donald Trump was 'very rude': Astonishing claim revealed in new book trib.al/oKrxznw
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To whoever on this app made videos autoscroll after a single play: why
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#RIPDukeFakir, the last founding member of the Four Tops who so many other great vocal groups are standing in the shadows of.
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Guys I agree with Taylor Lorenz.
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Florida followers, especially in the Miami area. ๐Ÿ‘€ โฌ‡๏ธ
JUST IN: Missing child from Michigan randomly shows up on someone's live stream in Miami, Florida. 17-year-old Troy Coleman, who has schizophrenia, has been missing for months and was thought to be dead. During Lacy & Clix's live stream, a teen with his shirt off was seen going up to the live streamers and introducing himself. Coleman's brother saw the video and then reached out to the streamers to tell them that the teen in the video was his brother and he had been missing for three months. "Hello, my name is Trent Coleman and my missing little brother from Michigan was on Clix and Lacy's stream in Miami," the email read. "He was wearing green shorts and they were making fun of him, he is not on drugs he is schizophrenic and he is 17 years old if someone can contact me about this i would be so thankful he has been missing for 3 months and his case was put on hom*cide in Michigan." Lacy has since shared the information on X in hopes of finding Troy.
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People grow up, have kids, get boring. (I recommend this.) Then GASP at hawk tuah chick as if they werenโ€™t wilding out themselves. Pornography consumption by evangelicals is off the charts. We are all tired of the sanctimony. Fools no one.
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Verdict reached in Trump trial. Whoโ€™s running to turn on the news? Nobody. Weโ€™re all refreshing X. Proof weโ€™re already winning.
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Hey @JaneCastor we have to find the miscreant responsible for this and lock them up. Such @TBLightning disrespect in our own city cannot be tolerated. Hope it motivates @RealStamkos91 & the Bolts to win tomorrow night. #GoBolts
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SEC titles won by the Soviet Union? Go look it up... ZERO
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Any juror who convicted somebody who walked past a police escort like this should be sterilized, and any judge who didnโ€™t throw it out should be impeached. And if the prosecution suppressed this video, then the prosecutors should be disbarred We live in a post-law America.
Jan 6 defendants have long argued that the initial entrants were peaceably escorted into the building by Capitol Police, and therefore had no reasonable expectation that their conduct was unlawful This video, suppressed for almost 3 years, confirms it
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A 4,500-year-old Egyptian dress was painstakingly reassembled from approximately 7,000 beads found in an undisturbed tomb in Giza, Egypt. The dress is thought to have belonged to a female contemporary of King Khufu (2589-2566 BC).
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People think he's making a weird face, but remember, he's sitting next to Boebert
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Dear Jada Pinkett Smith, Can you remove us from the group chat? We donโ€™t want to know!!! Signed, Everyone
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Santos for Speaker. Just give us this
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