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West Chester, PA
Joined August 2012
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never in my wildest dreams could I have imagined amanda seyfried calling charlie kirk a pussy while elizabeth holmes's cokehead husband spluttered and swore vengeance
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Nathan Fielder and Lance turning their own confusion about Elizabeth Holmes into the actual story is brilliant. The cognitive dissonance became the point.
Nathan Fielder says he and Lance Oppenheim kept disagreeing on what was happening with Elizabeth Holmes so they decided the confusion itself was the story "when I met her, um I remember having this weird experience that I sort of like talk about in there where I’m like she seems so like genuine at times, but then I’m like, ‘No, I’m clocking like tracking my thoughts and being like, “Okay, I know she’s a liar.”’ So, I I couldn’t really It was a weird like mental thing" "it wasn’t until we started shooting that moments would happen, some of them that are in the film, and then after Lance and I would talk about what we thought happened there, and we’d be completely disagree on what something meant to us or what we thought was happening. And then we were like, ‘Oh, this is a really interesting if we can’t agree on what’s happening, there’s something here’" "every person that worked on this movie was going through a similar like feeling of cognitive dissonance where we would we would unpack the day’s events, and no one could agree on like the seemingly mundane moments that have that were that would transpire. Everyone had a different point of view" "we said to A24, like, ‘We cannot promise we’ll deliver anything on this. We don’t know what the story is, but we wanted to just see what will happen if we go with cameras.’ And they were like, ‘Okay, that’s fine. And if you want to pull the plug anytime, you can do it’"
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Like this is how you do it. See when you’re the angels fav performer
i wish some of the performers understood that this isn’t their show and they need to let the models walk
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it’s so tea to announce your new pussy debut honestly
Hunter Schafer has undergone gender-affirming bottom surgery. “I just had bottom surgery in December, which was amazing, and I love it so much,” Schafer told Elle magazine. “For a long time I’ve embraced the gender-expansive part of myself, and I really wanted to try to make that previous body work, because I thought there was something really cool and badass about it.” Schafer described the ability to evolve as the “magical thing about queerness... on an ideological level, it’s about possibility and expansion and growth, and being on that journey and finding yourself.” While she had always viewed her gender identity as more fluid, she has now landed somewhere “flatter,” adding: "I’m a woman. I’m a girl." variety.com/2026/film/news/h…
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I just saw this on facebook I- #bb28
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19 years ago today, Taylor Swift released ‘Our Song.’
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for anyone unfamiliar with american horror story this is like if rihanna returned to music
New trailer for ‘AMERICAN HORROR STORY 13’. Premieres September 24 on FX and Hulu.
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Went triple platinum in my room
This collab is so underrated
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That's family what can I say that's her sister's husband
“MY BROTHER TRAVIS” 😭❤️
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Replying to @selenagomez
@selenagomez Real love still happens sometimes. It's not just something we make up when we're nine. I have to believe that. You do too.
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this is literally how today feels
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Christmas don’t be Christmasing like this anymore
POV: it's the last day of school before winter break in the 2000s
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Stolen post intended to engagement farm. A community note will remove the creator's ability to earn revenue from this post. x.com/JoieBWeather/s…
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But now our grouch is opalite ✨🌵🪨
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You have to know elmo lore to understand how funny this is 😭😭😭
Ms. Taylor Swift…you have got to be kidding Elmo.
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The Fate of Ophelia was for the general public. Opalite is for the swifties.
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this is fryinggg me they had no idea they were all auditioning for a music video
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I don’t know if anyone understands the dimensions of Taylor Swift delivering us a SMILING Cillian Murphy with his thumb up. This is insane
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you’re telling me portofino is where elizabeth taylor was proposed to by richard burton. as in burton to this taylor. ARE YOU KIDDING MEEEEE
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Imagine being a bridesmaid at a wedding and the groomsman your paired up with is Niall Horan
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