Capitalist in an attention economy. Mennonite
Fort Lauderdale, FL
Joined November 2022
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I think 10,000 women told me to kill myself in the last 24 hours
That might be a new record
All of life is a numbers game, the amount of rejection you’re able to face determines the quality of your life.
Destiny loves volume.
Sometimes I have this conversation with my business owner friends
We could’ve moved to SF at 18 and been employee number 23 at Nvidia and up $100m right now but we chose to sell stuff to people online instead
Rough life man
We don’t need another dating app
We need a Chaotic Good leader
Let’s raise unmarried women’s taxes (gets higher every year) and use the money to cover pregnancy leave for married women
This looks fire but the hype is gonna last like 4 more hours
Once Elon drops the new Tesla Roadster he’s gonna mog this thing easily
REVEALED: Porsche Mission S!
Porsche has officially unveiled the Mission S, an all-new mid-engined super sports car platform positioned above the 911!
🏎️ All-new petrol-powered mid-engined supercar platform!
📐 Retro-inspired design blending 911 headlights, GT1 lower front, and a 959-style sloping roofline!
🔥 May pair the 911 Turbo's engine with a motor for 1,000+ hp!
🌀 Rear cooling fan sticking out of the bodywork!
🕹️ Pure analogue focus with 5 round instruments, physical HVAC controls, and a big red traction-off button!
📱 Ditches central touchscreen displays for a minimalist, retractable MagSafe phone mount setup!
Can the Mission S really rival the legendary Carrera GT and 918 as the best Porsche ever? 🏎️👑
That’s crazy
In Scottsdale there was this Muslim dude who owned a mortgage company and the plate on his Rolls Royce Cullinan said “RIBA”
Just wrapped a structuring call with an islamic founder who is against going into to debt. He's a Montreal 🇨🇦 based digital marketer, running performance based lead gen, dropping $250k/month on ads. Dude's about to say goodbye to Canada for good, going full digital nomad, and he came to me with one RBC personal debit card holding his entire $250k/mo spend together.
his whole whole setup had to be customized around avoiding interest-based borrowing. religious principle, non-negotiable for him.
Here's the exact rebuild:
🔥 First, we're moving him off the Canadian corp entirely into a US LLC. 2-3 weeks max, clean transition, no more fighting inefficient Canadian corporate rails.
🔥 Next, locking in Paraguay tax residency. One trip, Cedula issued in 24-48 hours. Territorial tax system means 0% on his foreign income going forward. Fully exits the Canadian tax net.
🔥 For banking, skipping Mercury and Wise completely, those platforms are notorious for freezing accounts with zero warning. Instead starting with Slash for immediate business banking since they actually underwrite properly upfront instead of nuking accounts later.
🔥 Then we schedule a 1-2 day bank run to NYC or Miami. Walk into Chase, Bank of America, Wells Fargo, and Citizens Bank in person and open physical branch accounts at all four. This will start his relationship with US banks, and allow him to get an American Express credit card that he can PREPAY(no debt). This allows him to reap the benefits of Amex w/o going against his code.
🔐 For KYC, using a relative's actual Florida residential address with real utility bills. Zero registered agent addresses, those get flagged instantly.
🔐 Last step, pulling his credit files from Equifax, Experian, and TransUnion to link up his existing ITIN profile. Not massive for him since he won't touch other credit than the prepaid amex option, but good to have sorted.
End result: a $250k/mo ad engine that can't get frozen, a tax setup at 0% instead of Canada's rates, and a points strategy built for a guy who's about to be homeless by design and flying everywhere.
Running quarter million a month through one personal card is a ticking clock. If you're scaling ad spend and thinking about leaving your tax net behind, we should talk.
Someone needs to study why dumb, ugly and poor people can solve the “birthrate problem” and smart, sexy and rich people can’t.
Truly one of the most ironic paradoxes of life
Every time I’ve seen someone post about their experience in @TheJeremyHaynes inner circle, it always rips
Doesn’t matter whether it’s a video of them just getting roasted by Jeremy, a business breakdown, or just talking about it in general
There seems to be a very powerful network effect from being in Jeremy’s inner circle.
It immediately validates you as someone who is 1. A high level business owner doing at least $100k a month and 2. Someone who can spend 5 figures a month on business improvement.
But then as you follow along, you see the progress people make in the inner circle and the ROI is obvious
Fantastic offer
12 things I've learned from @TheJeremyHaynes in his Inner Circle
- No limiting beliefs.
- Money is not bigger than you.
- Stop being afraid and take action.
- Push harder when you face resistance.
- Be very direct and don't sugarcoat.
- Tolerate the pain associated with risk.
- Break through the fear of the unknown.
- Change your identity.
- Take action on the advice you ask for.
- Stop overthinking.
- Stop making excuses for yourself.
- Take the most direct path from point A to point B.
Come back to this list the next time you get in your own way.
Going as long as I can without nicotine today
The only problem is I literally cannot focus on anything for more than 5 seconds without getting distracted
Feels like my head is full of air
You have to be very careful spending time on X
You get propagandized on all sides and you’ll mistakenly think it is making you smarter
The timeline is a war zone
I’ve been stuck at 9.8k followers for like 6 months now
@elonmusk what do I have to do to hit 10k
I bought an Audi RS7 in my mid 20s and it was one of the best decisions I ever made
Here’s why:
1. You can do it without “wasting” money. Sometimes you can even make money depending on which car you buy.
I bought mine for $50k, drove it 12k miles and sold for $50k, like an idiot I didn’t even negotiate but I prob could’ve bought it for like 45k or less and sold for a profit. I also got it in 2021 when rates were low.
If you buy from someone who is financing they will usually be willing to sell for whatever the loan payoff is so they mentally break even and stop paying interest and insurance.
2. I met some of my best friends through cars.
It’s kind of crazy to think about but most adults actually do struggle making friends, if you have a nice car you’ll get invited to all sorts of meets and events and it’s an easy way to build a social circle.
3. It expands your professional network.
This one should be pretty obvious. You meet tons of people further ahead than you in business and life, younger people who you might end up doing business in and older people who see a younger version of themselves in you and want to see you win.
When I bought this car I sold mortgages. Just 1 referral could make you anywhere from $3-$9k. It’s very easy to get caught in the trap of thinking a car is an unnecessary expense but you need to view it almost like a cashflowing asset, or at the minimum have an intentional plan on how you can use it to increase your income and advance your career.
Lastly, they’re just cool. Who doesn’t want a cool car
10/10 would recommend
Marketing in 2010:
“Use colors like red, because red makes people think of love”
Marketing in 2026:
“Make racist songs”
😂😂😂
SONG ADS MASTERCLASS:
> Choose a controversial narrative (example: caught husband cheating)
> Tailor song genre to demographic (blacks = rap/trap, whites = pop/country)
> Make sure to make the song conversational
> Always keep opening loops throughout the script
> Never introduce product in the opening sections
Marketing is about to get so commoditized
You will literally need to say the N word or show an edit of Hitler for a decent CTR soon
I’m getting out scaled by a 9 year old
A 9-year-old boy allegedly spent $118,000 on YouTube ads for his Minecraft and Roblox videos using his dad's company credit card
Mighty Mike Plays says he's "definitely cooked" after finding out his dad doesn't know if he'll keep his job
Look at the comments under this post
There are dozens of people celebrating his death.
I didn’t know James personally but I have a lot of mutual friends who did.
It’s sickening to see Americans cheering for people’s passing simply out of pure spite or jealousy
Needs to stop
