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andi

@andilefor

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Joined March 2010
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You mind if I just squeeze past the soft animal of your body there bud
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wesley morris talking about movies and writing about movies is just unfair it’s like we’re all cavemen rubbing sticks together trying to make fire and he’s walking around with a flamethrower
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Could you narrow it down just a bit more
Image from Matt Baume (@MattBaume)
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Honeymoon Day 9: Our French is bad enough that we accidentally ordered a glass of champagne instead of requesting the check
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Honeymoon Day 6: Mat woke me by making a 2am call about the theme song to the 1990s show The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh
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Honeymoon day 5: after our late night takeout was ordered without utensils, Mat asks: “so are we gonna Amy Klobuchar this thing or what?”
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Honeymoon Day 1
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love how david lynch was sincerely asked if he would ever work with russell brand and he instantly said no right in front of him
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Whenever anyone posts that they stayed in on a Saturday night and says “LOL I’m SUCH a grandma”…. Prove it. Watch Days of Our Lives with me. We need younger viewers so it doesn’t get cancelled
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My favorite legislative tradition is the the performing of this beautiful song by the House after adjourning Sine Die.
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Mat’s gotta come home soon because I’m on the brink of getting really into COLUMBO
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I have to confess that I did get really into COLUMBO like four months later
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Me: When I was a junior, my high school made me do all of the librarian’s duties during study hall when the librarian went on maternity leave Natalia: That exact same thing happened on an episode of “Curious George” I just watched
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My birthday is coming up, and you are all required to buy my little book of poems. bullshitlit.com/product-page…
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I told Mat about how there was a brother on each side in the Super Bowl and he said “just like the Civil War.”
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“Drive You Back Home” is out everywhere now. Go crazy.
Image from Raynes (@raynesmusic)
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Mat and I are talking about our elementary school teachers and he just said his second grade teacher was “effervescent like a bottle of Prosecco”
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My favorite sub-genre of Christmas movies are the ones where some guy running a bed and breakfast in like Idaho turns out to be the real Santa
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Unbelievable vibes going into a yoga class where the teacher just said we are essentially “just gonna roll around a little bit”
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Looking back, my local school district owes me compensation for my labor as like a first grader. I was taking attendance, doing milk count, grading papers, READING aloud to them kids so my teacher got a break, sitting next to the naughty kids so they couldn’t get in trouble
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I always buy the Scrub Mommy instead of the Scrub Daddy because I like to support other women
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