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Lost 8 friends on Facebook. Apparently you're only supposed to make New Year's resolutions for yourself.
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Tell your brain to be kind to you today. Easy on the memories, heavy on hope, and quiet with the criticism.
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Awww, looks like my toddler has lost his baby fat through a strict regimen of terrorizing the family night and day.
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Imagine the nastiest possible thing you could find on the floor right now.
Wrong.
It's already in my toddler's mouth.
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Your job is people. Their job is projects.
Get stuff off your plate:
bit.ly/1lMVj7d
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Somebody was nice to me today. But I had no money so I'm still trying to figure out why.
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Midnight has a beautiful complexion. The darkness of the night blended with the darkness of your thoughts shed light on tomorrow today.
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I fell asleep and not one person tenderly covered me with a blanket and now I don't believe in movies.
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Do you even know how many islands were colonized and ravaged to make your precious salad dressing? DO YOU?
That's right, 1,000. Enjoy.
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Eating a donut in the afternoon feels like both a fresh start and a grim conclusion.
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My Secret Santa present. It isn't a Rubik's Cube, it's a pack of post it notes. I've been laughing for 27 minutes.
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I've just had a Sunday roast on a Wednesday. If you're looking for the rule book, it's in the bin.
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I've just accepted some terms and conditions without reading them first because life is about living in the moment.
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I've got 99 problems but I'm steadily working my way through them. I've actually only got 20 problems now. 79 fewer than originally stated.
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Willingness to change is a strength, even if it means plunging part of the company into total confusion for a while. Jack Welch
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My daughter got up to get a glass of milk and I ended up watching 3 seasons of Curious George
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When they tell you to smile and say cheese, don't do it. There's never any cheese. It's all lies.
















