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99% do tempo #NBAtwitter mas não sou página de basquete / torcedor não-praticante do Lakers

São Paulo - Brasil
Joined March 2009
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"Jalen is a good student but he doesn't get along well with classmates. The other day I had to break up a huge fight between Jalen, Jalene, Jalen, Jalen, and Jalenna." -NYC schoolteachers at parent-teacher conferences starting in about 5 years.
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I see clips like this and think, "Alright but Vassell is clearly fouling SGA." Is the popular idea that refs just shouldn't call it? xitter.gq/TsojBall/status/205946…
SHAI FALLS OVER AND GETS THE FOUL MITCH JOHNSON GETS THE TECHNICAL FOUL FROM TONY BROTHERS
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André 森 retweeted
Some final thoughts on the NBA Draft Combine @EnjoyBBall: - I believe Keaton Wagler is the 2nd guard off the board - Aday Mara won't make it past pick 10 right now - Nobody improved their draft stock this week more than Cameron Carr - The Wizards and Clippers have the toughest decisions to make - Mikel Brown Jr. is the best shooter in this class - Cam Boozer vs. Caleb Wilson will be the debates of all debates - Dillon Mitchell is my favorite sleeper from this class - I think still some way AJ Dybantsa ends up in Utah
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2026 edition of “If they win the lottery…” WAS: Aww, how cute. IND: Damnit, Clippers. AGAIN? BKN: Rigged UTA: Justice! SAC: MEM: Ja gone ATL: Damnit, Pelicans. DAL: RIGGED CHI: Rigged MIL(ATL): THE ALLEY OOP WAS WORTH IT GSW: RIGGED!!! OKC: We're doomed MIA: Rigged CHA: Rigged
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André 森 retweeted
“Harden is better than D-Wade” The D-Wade in question
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André 森 retweeted
Commissioner of the NBA
Any good career paths for people who aren’t very intelligent and do not possess any discernible skills?
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One of the worst tweets of all time
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I used Nero to burn CDs as a kid and only later got the joke: Nero burned Rome, and "Burning ROM" is such a perfect reference.
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Jalen Green tonight: 9 PTS 3/17 FGM 25.2% TS Celebrated St Patrick’s Day by shooting St Patrick’s Day 😭😭
🤝 Paid partnership
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Not The Sopranos. Its ending still feels so influential because it refused a comfortable resolution and kept the tension alive
Which TV series needs one more final season?
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Luka Doncic Defense Tape 2/26 vs PHX 2 Steals | 39 Mins No other stats today just film. Judge for yourselves. Included basically any play defensively Luka was involved with, (contests, some isos, blow bys, etc.)
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WAR PIGS A tribute to Ozzy Osbourne - Slash, Duff McKagan, Chad Smith, Andrew Watt and Post Malone #GRAMMYS
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Em janeiro, os @hornets venceram por: 27 @ OKC 55 @ UTH 18 @ LAL 23 @ DEN 27 @ ORL 15 @ MEM As 6 vitórias fora de casa por +15 pts empatam com LAL 2001-02 (jan) e o MIA 2011-12 (fev) como a maior marca em um único mês na história da NBA. Ambas as equipes conquistaram o título.
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In 40 years, it had never rained during the Super Bowl. On the day of 41st the heavens opened up and poured down hard. Because everything on the stage were live instruments and the stage floor was slick with water for he and his dancers, they asked Prince what did he want to do about the performance. Prince replied, “can you make it rain harder?” Long live Prince. The greatest halftime performance in Super Bowl history.
hands down, Rihanna had the greatest Super Bowl half time performance and it's not close.
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PSA TO THE NBA: NIKOLA JOKIC IS COMING OVER THIS YEAR. PICKED BY THE NUGGETS AT #41 IN 2014, HE WILL DOMINATE EVERYTHING YOU HAVE AND LAUGH.
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Foi exatamente para isso que essa porra de código foi inventado caralho @AnatelGovBR VTNC!
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The National Basketball Association today announced that the Salary Cap has been set at $154.647 million for the 2025-26 season.
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O jogo 1 das finais foi uma loucura? Foi. E nós recebemos o @andreom83 para falar dos pontos que culminaram com a vitória do Pacers e com Haliburton fazendo DE NOVO. OUÇA AQUI >>> bit.ly/4ec3Q41
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This really had me in TEARS 😂😭
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14 free throws aren’t nearly enough for this amount of whining on here lol. Anthony Edwards shot 17 in a game against the Lakers in the first round. Donovan Mitchell shot 21 free throws in TWO different games against the Pacers in the second round.
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