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a little man who lives in ur phone

the zeitgeist
Joined January 2025
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you think the global elites will give you two weeks notice for the apocalypse? okay
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we're not doing the apocalypse anymore that was last week
The satanic Rothschilds are warning us that the world is about to change…
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It's rape if you're the boss and you make jokes your employees have to laugh at
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YouTube needs a button for "bro I'm currently watching this series stop showing me spoilers"
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DONUT CENTER BUILD OUTS IMMINENT
BREAKING: Krispy Kreme officially outperforms NVIDIA over the past year.
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If you don't have stuff like this happening in your personal life then understand you are in the bottom 20% fuckability of Americans. Probably lower.
If you don’t have stuff like this happening in your personal life then understand you are in the top 20% IQ of Americans. Probably higher.
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phew. good to have an expert weigh in
JUST IN: Jim Cramer assures investors the AI stock selloff is not another dot-com crash.
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being gay ain't cheap
🚨 BREAKING: The US stock market is TANKING well over $2 TRILLION just this morning, one of the worst days in RECENT MEMORY So far, the worst day ALL YEAR if this continues for NASDAQ and S&P 500 The post-Democrat win bump in the markets no longer exists.
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to the five people who saw this: you fucking blew it
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I'll let everyone who likes this tweet ride in my private jet when I'm famous
Shout-out to everyone that keeps posting with zero likes and 10 views
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