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Joined July 2013
Coward, loser, etc
I am endorsing Mike Rogers for the United States Senate today.
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Dodger win and Angel’s asada taco genuinely has me in tears
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I am once again simping for Dakota Johnson
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What’s the over/under on the number of Malort shots the pope has done
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That guy on the roof shouldn’t have missed imo
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Season 3 needs a Dominican intern call me @BenStiller
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We genuinely have the worst defense I’ve ever seen in my life
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I wouldn’t wish being a bengals fan on my worst enemy, it’s literal hell on earth
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No you aren’t “very demure” you’re a 34 year old senior marketing coordinator
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Coming back from my unintentional twitter hiatus to say: if you spend your Saturday morning waiting 2 hours for a pastry you should be institutionalized
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Hardest pics of the year, 2 years in a row 😭🔥
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My longest OOOOOHHH ever
The first trailer for #ELDENRING Shadow of the Erdtree will be revealed in 16 hours. Join us at 15:00 UTC. youtu.be/qLZenOn7WUo
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I hope Dakota Johnson is having a nice day today
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What if I made one of those “get laid off with me” tiktoks tomorrow
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layoff number 4 survived 👍🏼 mental health not survived 👎🏼
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Wow my genetics go kinda crazy
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got a lil bit of everything in there
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I wonder how Pookie is looking today
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