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AndyGordon

@andygordon3000

writer/producer on THE BIG BANG THEORY starring Leonard and MODERN FAMILY starring Phil.

Joined September 2015
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The speed with which Severance puts my wife to sleep is staggering.
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TOO OLD!!! I’m talking, of course, about Elphaba.
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Why is Elphaba two decades older than Glinda?
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Beverly Hills Cop 4 has worse green screen than Fall Guy.
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“Next Level Chef” seems to be equal parts cooking and yelling, “let’s go!!”
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Cancer “allegedly” killed O.J..
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Most of you already know this, but “The Marvels” is terrible.
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Cup on table lost to the wind. Search discontinued.
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Wind blew over one of our outside chairs. Nobody hurt.
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“Leave the World Behind” is amazing in that it never hits a right note.
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The first forty minutes of “The Killer” are boring and pretentious, and that’s the good part.
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Paxlovid tastes like if you had a jar of old pennies and buried them in dirt and then put the dirt and pennies in your mouth for four days.
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The fun thing about paxlovid is it turns all your insides into hot water.
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If Covid kills me tonight I vow to spend eternity haunting Zaslov’s boat.
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I’ve seen Steve Martin in public maybe a dozen times and every single time he’s pushed an old lady to the ground.
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According to Arizona law, the girl is now married to a bear. cnn.com/2023/09/09/us/golden…

A 7-year-old discovers a 2.95-carat diamond while visiting a state park | CNN

A lucky youngster got the birthday gift of a lifetime when she discovered a 2.95-carat golden brown diamond in Arkansas.

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Maybe Taylor Sheridan could’ve benefited from a small room on Lioness. The finale was sort of screamy and unsatisfying.
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All Southern California strikers with bullhorns, whistles, chants and cowbells, don’t forget to picket Monday, even if it’s windy.
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That smell of burning circuitry is AI trying to address conflicting Studio and Network notes.
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Radford is like a quaint neighborhood joint that got bought by a corporation and turned into a Snackleberry Junction and every night is whistle night. #wgastrong
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