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Austin by way of St. Louis
Joined September 2008
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This is the single greatest campaign ad I’ve seen and I’ll hear no arguments. #assemble
One Week from Today: ASSEMBLE! Voting is the ENDGAME! (Help me give credit to whoever made this! I got it from a follower who also doesn’t know. Anybody have any idea where this Marvel-ous piece of editing came from?) #VOTE
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Definitely don't share this. We don't want Donald to see this and realize the guy he helped win in Texas is talking shit about him. That would be bad.
Leaked audio of Ken Paxton saying Trump is a "drag" on the party: When we did that midterm convention, everybody's numbers dropped. Not good.
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ARE YOU WITH US? For the first time since 2005, we're heading to the FINAL FOUR.
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Simply perfect.
I did a cartoon about the US election.
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The New York Times today with a full page fold out editorial that calls on Americans to ‘Vote to End the Trump Era.’
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@andy retweeted
How can you not be romantic about baseball?
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my dad goes to a bar with his friends every friday and he makes a list of discussion topics pt 76 (ft my dad!)
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holy shit snl 😂😂😂
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i can’t believe how perfectly executed this is
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"The most amoral man to reach the presidency...a thin-skinned narcissist... cheated on his 1st wife with his 2nd wife, been found liable for sexual abuse, lies in every breath" I went on @BBCQuestionTime in Philly & the Trump fans in the audience didn't like this answer from me:
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moo dengs first chilis triple dipper
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For an elementary school kid the Scholastic Book Fair is the most important event in human history. – at Warson Woods, MO
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Smallest man who ever lived
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When you know you're about to cook an orange
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The “for you tab” feels like cracker barrel or at least the part where the rocking chairs are at
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I often talk about the children's books that shaped adult me (The Phantom Tollbooth, A Wrinkle in Time, etc.) and I was just put in mind of another major one: the surreal absurdist humor of Sideways Stories from Wayside School. I hadn't realized this was written in 1978!
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Marvel celebrates its 85th anniversary with a tribute to the True Believers.
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Sometimes I can’t believe this is real life
Mike Lindell is in Chicago. He says that he is shaving his mustache tomorrow and putting on a disguise to go undercover into the DNC convention.
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I know he’s insane, but he’s the only person who does cool stuff like this for fun
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Not sure what u guys are talking abt ? ? my stocks are doing just fine 😎
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