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andy rosenbaum

@andyrosenbaum

reposts aren’t endorsements. often sarcastic. if you don’t like dark humor best to mute/block. Egyptians didn’t build the pyramids.

Joined February 2010
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Savants are the best
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dont even fucking test me
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IS NO ONE ELSE INTERESTED IN WHAT THE NO/NOPE THING IS?!
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🚨🚨TRENDING🚨🚨 Los Angeles #Rams 2025 second-round pick standout tight end Terrance Ferguson’s wife posted this video on her social media. Ferguson is just 23 years old, and the couple got married last summer. Oh my lord 😭😭😭
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“Can stuck get up to get up.” -your abuelita coaching burpees
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🇧🇷 A Brazilian mayor went to investigate why hospital patients were waiting so long and ended up walking straight into a soap opera! He found two doctors in a staff room, accused them of getting romantic, and announced they were fired. The doctors' union says they were just resting after a 12-hour shift. I have a feeling the hospital's legal department is about to become its busiest ward😂 Writer: Naz
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@LeeKuanYimbyNov 6
Being a conservative sucks because many of us are trying to do what's best for humanity and we are considered worse than hitler by performative leftists who act morally superior when their convictions come entirely from whatever is trending.
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What happened to all the mentally ill people when they closed down all the insane asylums?
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This is brilliant 👌 I have nothing more to add.
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If Muslims, in this era right now, aren't responsible for 9/11, how the fuck am I responsible for slaves over 200 years ago? Fuck off with that shit, you can't be that retarded.
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Absolute Cinema! Watch To The end. - @FreedomWatchGB, @PeterMcCormack.
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Too many people are too shortsighted
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Sen. Kennedy drops bombshell on Theo Von: “I’ve seen the intelligence" Iran was building nuclear weapons with missiles that could hit London and Paris.”
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Republicans Wishing There Had Been Some Kind Of Act They Could Have Passed To Save America buff.ly/cGBb1Fq
Republicans Wishing There Had Been Some Kind Of Act They Could Have Passed To Save America

Republicans Wishing There Had Been Some Kind Of Act They Could Have Passed To Save America

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Blindsided by Tuesday's midterm election debacle, Republicans were reportedly now wishing there had been some kind of act they could have passed to save America.

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@EndWokenessNov 6
4 black teens killed a 15-year-old white boy named Austin Payne this week in Georgia 0 national coverage
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There it is..... this is the belief that the democrats welcome into our communities 🙄🙄🙄 the LGBTQ whatever people are so brainwashed. Watch what happens around the country in the next couple years. Only a matter of time.
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avapees@unbanavaNov 6
the comments on this post are funnier than any joke I can make
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@groldrushNov 5
Happy Birthday to my little sister, she turned 15 today 🎂🎊
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Not mad this found my timeline
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from giants to miniatures 🐾
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Jew Jitsu
Ben Davis (@BenTheBaneDavis) profile pictureBen Davis
@BenTheBaneDavisNov 5
This is by far the most diabolical thing I’ve ever seen done in an MMA fight 😭😭😭
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@DataRepublicanNov 6
Replying to @MrAndyNgo
Spicy Andy is best Andy.
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🧙‍♂️💜@swapfeesNov 5
Wow! Just saved $5 at the pump. But my 401K is down $50K
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