oldirtywiss

McDonald’s in China has done the funniest thing as far as New Year’s resolutions go. The McGriddle is here for the first time January 1st-4th only. I have introduced several locals and Europeans to its joys and splendors.

I asked a man I watched on television as a kid to take it. RIP Chris Casey.

39 years 39 tricks #skatetwitter

walkin’ into a Parisian bakery and nelly starts playin’ St. Louis is dot global.

Calling @usbank to get the hold off my card while I’m abroad. Love getting $80 of phone charges to get hung up on by a computer.

Down 15 pounds and landing shit I haven’t done in 10 years #skatetwitter

Shout out to my fellow quick dumb one enjoyers.

I had a dream about the one time I went to skate fort miley and the cops didn’t kick me out at first because they thought I was too old to be one of the skaters.

my phone told me to get off the phone so I asked permission for one more minute of phone

My last session with Casey before he left us. My last day in the United States. Still running around like he was 15 years old. Still skating when people 30 years younger were tired. Still the quickest wit around. I miss you every day man.

did you heard about gourdzilla? he squashed half of tokyo

Pretty hyped on nailing the stroboscopic back 50 first go in Taipei. Charlie Costello in Taiwan last year.

2024 Impossible Wrapped: 0

I need an honest explanation of how ranked works in #valorant I go 25/21/9 as an Iron player in a 16-14 win. The top player on the other team is clearly a Smurf. They are ranked Silver 1 and go 56-20. I get 11 rr for winning. I go 15/17 in a game we lose 13-11. I lose 30 rr.

Emile Laurent is a libtech ass sk8r (non derogatory)