god hates me but i love the girl reading this

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anxiety vangina🦌 retweeted
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A Butch Named Slickback
because everyone forgot it was traditionally that the femme did SW and the butch took care of her before, after, and sometimes during (hanging out nearby ready to bust in there if anything went sideways)
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how much stimulant do i need before my life becomes directed by the safdie brothers
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just got off work to this blowing up please everyone be normal and dont create discourse
boymoder came into my work the other day wearing one of these eternity collars with a ring so i gave her a knowing look and said "oh i like your necklace" in an attempt to embarrass her
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boymoder came into my work the other day wearing one of these eternity collars with a ring so i gave her a knowing look and said "oh i like your necklace" in an attempt to embarrass her
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its nothing a little ibuprofen, lidocaine, iron supplements, magnesium, amphetamine salts, zinc, and kratom cant fix
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ok im switching to truvada i can barely walk
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my room smells like ikea furniture now and its so nice to wake up to. looked it up and its from formaldehyde and everyone online wants to get rid of the scent. i want to buy a candle that smells like this
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gay people are like the minions because theyre constantly seeking out the most evil woman they can find to gather behind
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got so sick of me making snowflake art out of their bag that they changed the western tuning system
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got referred to as "he-she" earlier today and i couldnt even get mad. i didnt know people still said that thats vintage transphobia
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the CVS halloween playlist is so obviously AI generated its hilarious. theyre playing ghost riders in the sky bc he says "ghost" in it. they're playing that cream song that was in rhe Joker movie. theyre playing way too much cream. omly thing scary ant clapton is his racism
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one time i was jamming with some cis dude and i went to piss and when i came back he said he'd played with my setup a little bit, tweaked some knobs, "scooped the mids." when i checked my amp the treble and bass were all the way down. it was nothing but mids
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yeahh
90% of the zoomer population is unable to bear the natural friction it takes to communicate so they go catatonic from conflict aversion and become unable to fulfill their basic life functions
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how did auvelity ever get approved like genuinely. just the stuff high schoolers take to get high. i guess it makes you less depressed
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they should start making IR adderall shaped like Lomaira. i want the dog pills
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anxiety vangina🦌 retweeted
Translating a Japanese tweet vs translating a Chinese tweet
“主人……”她面目潮红:“主人不要舔……那里是尿尿的地方……” 男人勾唇一笑 无视她的警告继续舔起了马桶
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dreamsex with an important woman too. load bearing memories of her. shaped what i consider cool. i long for the town i met her in and then remember she isnt there
alarmcucked out of dreamsex yet again
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