19-27x | 26-30cru | devops nightmare | living life as a form without its content

Grand Blanc, MI
Joined August 2007
John Pavlick retweeted
I just downloaded my Twitter archive and looked through it and it turns out tweeting is bad.
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w h o d e s i g n e d t h i s f l y e r c o m e o n g u y s t h i s t h i n g i s i m p o s s i b l e t o r e a d xitter.cf/connorfields11/status/…
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*some dumbass gets shot because he spent his life wanking to guns instead of passing a single sensible law* we are all republicans today
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good advice here in 2017 xitter.cf/hisperic/status/872924…
Expect everything you love to be horribly corrupted.
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best new apple product: a keyboard, with numbers on the side of it. absolute visionaries, doing truly groundbreaking work #wwdc2017
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John Pavlick retweeted
"why am i so sluggish today" he whispered to himself after spending every minute of the past decade staring at glowing rectangles of sorrow
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can't deicde whether it's funny or sad that @paulherisset has his nickname in his phone as 'Sexy' xitter.cf/paulherisset/status/86…
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imagine having to take one of those rompers completely off to shit
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Oh you love your mom? Name three of her albums
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John Pavlick retweeted
you: eat a reasonable amount to attain a fair increase in physical strength me, an intellectual: xitter.cf/angrysql/status/860667…
Replying to @benpva16
EAT BIG LIFT BIG GET HUGE
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Why do we drive on the parkway, but allow a staggering government to lurch us towards an eschatological precipice?
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You're just jealous because you can't do your own eyeliner
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