John Pavlick retweeted
I just downloaded my Twitter archive and looked through it and it turns out tweeting is bad.
I just published “The Last Word: Dialing In Your New Race Bike” medium.com/p/the-last-word-d…
w h o d e s i g n e d t h i s f l y e r c o m e o n g u y s t h i s t h i n g i s i m p o s s i b l e t o r e a d xitter.cf/connorfields11/status/…
John Pavlick retweeted
*some dumbass gets shot because he spent his life wanking to guns instead of passing a single sensible law* we are all republicans today
clearing my schedule for tonight xitter.cf/spookperson/status/874…
good advice here in 2017 xitter.cf/hisperic/status/872924…
best new apple product: a keyboard, with numbers on the side of it. absolute visionaries, doing truly groundbreaking work #wwdc2017
John Pavlick retweeted
"why am i so sluggish today" he whispered to himself after spending every minute of the past decade staring at glowing rectangles of sorrow
can't deicde whether it's funny or sad that @paulherisset has his nickname in his phone as 'Sexy' xitter.cf/paulherisset/status/86…
John Pavlick retweeted
you: eat a reasonable amount to attain a fair increase in physical strength
me, an intellectual: xitter.cf/angrysql/status/860667…
John Pavlick retweeted
Why do we drive on the parkway, but allow a staggering government to lurch us towards an eschatological precipice?










