angry wickman

CONTAINER ORCHESTRATION: THREE MORE LEVELS OF INDIRECTION TO FORK YOUR FUCKING PROCESSES IN ORDER TO FUEL NEW BULLSHIT THOUGHT LEADERSHIP

LOL. LMAO.

IMAGINE YOUR COMPANY SHOT YOU IN THE FOOT BUT INSTEAD OF USING A GUN THEY USED A ROCKET LAUNCHER THEN ASKED YOU TO RUN A MARATHON WHILE YOU’RE DUCT TAPING THE FRAGMENTS OF YOUR BODY BACK TOGETHER

ME TO EVERYONE FOREVER NOW

THE BEST WAY TO REPEAT MISTAKES IS TO FIRE THE HISTORIANS

FUCK THIS SHIT

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

NEED TO STOP TWEETING THIS SHIT BECAUSE IT KEEPS COMING TRUE

I HAVEN'T TAKEN A FUCKING VACATION SINCE 2019 AND AT THIS RATE I THINK MY NEXT ONE WILL BE PERMANENT

THIS FOCUS WEEK I HAVE DECIDED TO FOCUS MY ENERGY ON COMPLAINING

2022 GOAL: SURVIVE MANAGEMENT’S GAME OF THRONES BULLSHIT FOR ANOTHER YEAR

COMMUNICATE TRUSTLESSLY TO BUILD FEAR

206 OPEN TABS AND MY AIRPODS ONLY MADE IT TO 3:30. LET’S HOPE WORK FUCKS MY SANITY IN MORE NOVEL WAYS TOMORROW.

WHY IS LINKEDIN JUST A BUNCH OF “CHIEF BUTT OFFICER AT BUTTS DOT AI” THESE DAYS DOES ANYONE ACTUALLY FUCKING WORK???

THE REORGS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES

2020’S HYPE DOC: AINT DONE SHIT THE END

IS IT

WORK FROM HOME THEY SAID. YOU’LL BE SO PRODUCTIVE THEY SAID.