@animae

I'm crazy. It's fun. I'm also the Captain of a rouge band of pirate faeries.

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MJ would have made both those shots... #GOAT
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Kevin Grandia@kgrandia31 Jul 2022
Starbucks employee asked by manager to reschedule putting the family dog down because she couldn’t get her shift covered. #starbucks ⁦@Starbucks⁩ reddit.com/r/antiwork/commen…

From the antiwork community on Reddit: Put in my notice because my boss asked me if I could change...

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Sometimes you think it's a unicorn, but it turns out to be a jackass with a traffic cone on it's head.
Hey @PokemonGoApp This is year four that the game has been unplayable during Gofest. Can't blame the cell carriers this time for the mess ups!! Get it together!! It's embarrassing!!
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Hey @NianticLabs this is year four for Pokemon Gofest, This should not be such a shit show!! Lag making game unplayable, along with Server errors??? I paid to not be able to play this game. #PokemonGOFest #Errorfest
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RuPaul
@RuPaul11 Dec 2016
Liberty, you in danger girl.
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haley 𖤐@haIeybowers4 Feb 2018
my aunt read online that a golden retriever’s mouth is so gentle they can hold an egg in their mouth without cracking it so she tried it on her dog and well
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Ali Kolbert@AliKolbert5 Feb 2018
To be honest when I saw "Lady Doritos" trending I was really hoping that it was just Kylie naming her baby. #LadyDoritos
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Judith O'Toole@jcstaff_5 Feb 2018
Just explained this concept to 11yr old, and she said "......I think that's a tiny bit sexist, actually! Women's Doritos should be even louder! So we can be heard!" I knew she wouldn't go for it 🤣#LadyDoritos #minifeminist @RachelintheOC
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#ICECOLD That Lipstick!! Missy Elliot is working it!!
#ねこあつめTubbs is at it again.
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George Takei
@GeorgeTakei16 Jan 2017
The truly SAD thing: Our President-elect fills us with revulsion, embarrassment. He's not fit to our watch our dogs let alone lead a nation.
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Whipping cream frosting is an abomination before all the gods.
That word that you keep using...i do not think it means what you think it means.
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No!!!! I shall save you from the evil wet!! xitter.cf/CatotDay/status/785031…
Cat of The Day@CatotDay9 Oct 2016
Hero cat saving his owner from drowning
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BuzzFeed
@BuzzFeed10 Oct 2016
oh god
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LeVar Burton
@levarburton10 Oct 2016
You and me both... xitter.cf/soledadobrien/status/7…
Soledad O'Brien
@soledadobrien10 Oct 2016
I do wish we'd spend ten minutes on American education in one of these debates.
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LIVE FACT-CHECK: Trump says tonight he doesn’t know Putin. That’s not what he used to say. Full Flop. bit.ly/2apELXJ
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Did the definition of Gentlemen change when I wasn't looking? #Imwithher
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