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Animal Restaurant

@animalrestront

was a bank, but then it broke and there were animals who opened up a restaurant for wild animals to eat people and enjoy the nightlife.

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Joined April 2012
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Human eggs make terrible omelettes
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melettes.
What is a good egg substitute for cooking purposes? Especially for the yolk. We at animal restaurant want to start brunch, but human eggs...
Best pizza in philadelphia.. La rosa
Have you ever been so Fucked up on drugs that you sold yourself drugs?
Our somalier, a fly, doesn't appreciate no fly lists
Our pastry chef, o parrot, has a new special dessert called bragsdoscious. Lemon poundcake topped with blonde cotton candy
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Trump on coke?
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Cricket's. 1pm. I'll put the game on. It's air conditioned. We actually condition our own house reserve air. I'll be slinging.
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Jiminy cricket's opens at one pm today. Maybe we can get a hold 'em hand going around 4. I'll be slinging.
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Come eat at animal restaurant!. Donald trump will make an omelet for YOU!
Special all week! Pets eat free!
Officially: animal restaurant does not approve of mister softee. Go die, mister softee. Go into the light. Melt.
Isis spelled backwards is sissey.
Even the pigeons should get something. Animal restaurant welcomes the hungry pigeon to the grid. Arf! Chirp! Splash!
Is there such a thing as gay time at the super market? Because i'm pretty sure I just walked into it. Nobody carries cash.
This week at animal restaurant all clams under age twelve eat free.
David lynch, I want to talk to you. -Tavis
I wonder, how does one end up banned from a butcher's shop?
The gallery smells like pink eye.
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