Author of ‘A Perfect Facebook Life,’ published by @Woodhallpress. Nerdy mom. Full time freelancer. First time DM. I do a lot of funny voices. She/her
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Have had to text my husband and warn him that I smell like I am having an affair with a 90 year-old woman.
This is not what it smells like, honey. I swear.
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I didn't want to eat with these hands, but I was hungry. This experience smells like "Here, eat this, what - don't you like it? I made it for you"
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I have to hand it to the folks at Chanel. This fragrance STICKS. I only put a little on the tips of a few fingers and now I have to amputate my whole arm.
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A friend suggested that rubbing alcohol would remove this smell, but it just added to the smells. Now I smell like Older Nurse.
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This is a Chanel fragrance. I thought I was safe because it wasn't my grandmother's favorite (No. 5) but apparently my aunts were also Chanel fans.
I smell like Stressful Family Holiday
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Unthinkingly tried a free perfume sample today. Now I smell like Older Female Relative at Thanksgiving.
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Watching #BarbecueShowdown with the spouse.
Being on this show would be my hell. If I’m a real horrible person in this life, I’ll wake up in the Smoke Shack with Melissa Cookson and Kevin Bludso asking me to make them food.
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Through forest paths I walked alone
The smarter hikers all stayed home
While 'neath my tee shirt ticks were creeping
I could have stayed home in my bed sleeping
And my eyes were assaulted by a cloud of tiny gnats
Thanks for that.
I believed your label, bug spray.
Hello, bug spray my old friend
Why did I bother with you again
As I wandered through the heat and damp
I drew more bugs than an outdoor lamp
And mosquitoes tried to fly into my brain
Some remain.
They aren't concerned by bug spray
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A.J. O'Connell retweeted
Excited to be presenting at @MidWest_Dreamin again this year!
Join me and my @Huron colleague Sarah Cleveland, with Jason Barnes from @WesternMichU on getting buy-in for an enterprise vision!
Hello, bug spray my old friend
Why did I bother with you again
As I wandered through the heat and damp
I drew more bugs than an outdoor lamp
And mosquitoes tried to fly into my brain
Some remain.
They aren't concerned by bug spray
I agree that a room of one's own is important for women who want to #write, but there are days when I would settle for a single uncluttered surface.
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If I've learned anything from Baldur's Gate 3, it's that you should not store tomatoes in basements.
#bg3
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A.J. O'Connell retweeted
It’s polite to answer the door when I’ve been knocking for half an hour when I can SEE YOU HIDING BEHIND THE COUCH, GALE
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