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Ankit Roy

@annkitroy

Identity crisis

 Darbhanga, Delhi, India
Joined July 2020
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दिवाली में घर आ जाया करो यार, गाँव खाली-खाली लग रहा है।
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Booked a 2S ticket. The ticket fare was 65, but 77.25 rupees were debited from my account after including convenience fees. Cancelled the ticket 12 hours before the train's departure and received a refund of just 5 rupees. IRCTC be like, Diwali hai jaa kurkure khaa lena.
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भाई कुलदीप जब आपको खाली हिस्टोरिकल फैक्ट्स हीं पूछने थे, गानों की क्रोनोलॉजी हीं पूछनी थी तो 2 घंटे का इंटरव्यू क्यों किया? एक 10 मिनट का वीडियो बनाकर बक देते हैं पहले कौन सा गाना आया था। ज़रा सा भी रस नहीं है इंटरव्यू में। खुद इंटरव्यूअर जोन आउट हो जा रहा, बार बार कॉफ़ी पीने लगता है। नहीं हो रहा, तो मत करो भाई। इतना उमीद से यह इंटरव्यू देखना चालू किया कि बचपन से जिस व्यक्ति के गाने सुन कर बड़े हुए हैं उनकी कहानी जानूंगा। और यहां कुलदीप भाई गानों की क्रोनोलॉजी सुलझाने में लगे हैं।
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Bro got my email ID. I'm cooked 😭😭
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If everything goes well, next season CSK will lead the points table from the bottom.
Cricket Central (@CricketCentrl) profile pictureCricket Central
@CricketCentrlNov 6
🚨 CSK 🔁 DC TRADE DEAL UPDATE 🚨 - Axar Patel and Ashutosh Sharma/Sameer Rizvi to CSK. - Dewald Brevis to Delhi Capitals.💔
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Ravan bhi socialist tha bhai
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Ravana is behaving like Modi 😭
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@annkitroySep 8
Indian Railways is set to launch a new app that will make ticket booking smoother, faster and free from interruptions. The app is expected to be fully functional by 2047. - Sources
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@annkitroySep 8
Earlier, we were unable to book tickets on the IRCTC rail connect app. Looking at the concerns of its passengers, Indian Railways decided to launch another app, RailOne. Now, we’re unable to book tickets on two different apps. Masterstroke 🫡
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This was inevitable. Met a psychology professor few months ago from one of the women's colleges, and his intellect was no better than that of a whatsApp university uncle. A guy who was academically poor and used to run a PG in Mukherjee Nagar is now a professor of history at one of the colleges. Thanks to his RSS affiliations. Another guy who can't even speak English is the professor of English literature. And lastly, the Bhagwafication of the administrative body was the final nail in the coffin.
The Lallantop (@TheLallantop) profile pictureThe Lallantop
@TheLallantopNov 4
दिल्ली यूनिवर्सिटी, एशिया की टॉप 100 यूनिवर्सिटी लिस्ट से बाहर, IIT दिल्ली की रैंकिंग में भी गिरावट एशिया की टॉप यूनिवर्सिटी में भले ही भारत की भागेदारी बढ़ी हो, लेकिन भारतीय शिक्षण संस्थानों की रैंक में 71% की गिरावट आई है. QS एशिया यूनिवर्सिटी रैंकिंग 2027 में 325 भारतीय यूनिवर्सिटी और एजुकेशनल इंस्टीट्यूशन को जगह मिली है. भारत के 71 फीसदी शिक्षण संस्थानों की रैंक नीचे गई है. गिरावट का असर देश के टॉप संस्थानों पर भी देखने को मिला. IIT दिल्ली की रैंकिंग में सात स्थान की गिरावट आई है. वहीं IIT दिल्ली की रैंक 59 से गिरकर 66 पहुंच गई है. दिल्ली यूनिवर्सिटी की रैंक भी 95 से गिरकर 106 हो गई. इस कारण दिल्ली यूनिवर्सिटी एशिया की टॉप 100 यूनिवर्सिटी की लिस्ट से भी बाहर हो गई. पूरी खबर: thelallantop.com/news/post/q…
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No way! this feels like I'm reading a passage from George Orwell's Animal Farm!!!
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@LiveLawIndiaNov 3
"Political activities like dharna, hunger strikes and practices like Sathyagraha have no place in a Constitutional democracy," says Kerala High Court, quoting a 2017 precedent. HC says students indulging in such activities in an educational institution are liable to be expelled. HC makes these observations while setting aside a single bench's interim order which had allowed 16 suspended students of Sree Sankaracharya Sanskrit University to appear for semester exams.
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Nitish Kumar's role in destroying the education system of Bihar is one such story of villainy that hasn't been told enough.
Sanjeev Singh (@sanjeevsinghx) profile pictureSanjeev Singh
@sanjeevsinghxNov 3
His role during Nalanda University's formative years is a story of villainy that hasn’t been told enough.
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हमें मुंबई के ठाणे एरिया में B Positive ब्लड की सख्त ज़रूरत है। हर एक मिनट कीमती है और आपकी मदद किसी की जान बचा सकती है। अगर आपके पास या किसी को आप जानते हैं जिसका ब्लड ग्रुप B Positive है, तो कृपया कमेंट करें@ranjeet015 @PK230290 @prakashh_singh @Bahari_Bihari @advsanketsing
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@refocus21Nov 3
This edit is absolute cinema 🔥 No one can cook a CM the way Prashant Kishor cooks BJP CM Samrat Choudhary.
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@annkitroyOct 31
Old Delhi Railway Station has more greenery than New Delhi Railway Station.
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Has Yuval Noah Harari fallen out of fashion?
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2047 तक आप वोट कहीं भी दो जायेगा भाजपा में हीं। 😌 - सूत्र
Mishra 卐 (@TheMishra_) profile pictureMishra 卐@TheMishra_Oct 31
वंशीधर ब्रजवासी को तो यादवों ने भर-भर के वोट किया था, यह भी कहा गया कि तेजस्वी का अंदरूनी समर्थन था जबकि वहां से राजद का उम्मीदवार भी था ! प्रशांत किशोर की जनसुराज ही एकमात्र विश्वसनीय विकल्प बची है बिहार में अगर जनता सच में व्यवस्था परिवर्तन करना चाहती है! वरना सब मिले हुए हैं।
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Old Delhi Railway Station has more greenery than New Delhi Railway Station.
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Bro forget the name of Netarhat Residential School. The school that has produced at least 1,500 IAS-IPS officers for India.
Sankit (@xsankit) profile pictureSankit
@xsankitOct 30
Top 10 Schools in India 1. DPS RK Puram, New Delhi 2. Vasant Valley, New Delhi 3. The Doon School, Dehradun 4. Dhirubhai Ambani International School, Mumbai
5. Mayo College, Rajasthan
6. The Shri Ram School, Gurugram Haryana
7. Modern School, Barakhamba Road , New Delhi 8. Bombay Scottish School, Mumbai
9. The Scindia School, Gwalior Madhya Pradesh
10. Woodstock School, Mussoorie
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जिन लोगों ने कभी दिल्ली से दरभंगा का टिकट नहीं काटा है, उन्होंने हीं यह अफवाह फैलाई है कि UPSC निकालना कठिन है।
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No jan-suraaji abuse common Biharis. But Lakhs of Biharis are abused day and night in every corner of India, at every constitution site, at every unauthorised factory, at every menial job location, at every labour-chowk. Biharis are abused by the tag "Bihari" , go respond them 👍 Btw how are you going to respond them ? By voting for Modi 😭
Subhav Samarth (@subhavsamarth) profile pictureSubhav Samarth@subhavsamarthOct 29
If any goddamn Jansuraji abuse common Biharis, I & millions of biharis will respond in same way. (Jansurajis didnot make KC Sinha CM candidate bcz they dont want high educated person as CM. They just want to use him to blackmail Biharis while modi's strategist PK becomes CM)
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